Power-Equality on November 6, 2025 7:56 pm https://preview.redd.it/y8rykysdzozf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b2623384e4d7885f944e98cf5e1072dd3de16c4
cant-ride-a-bike on November 6, 2025 8:09 pm Some one was having a health crisis, he knew he wasn’t needed
CosmoLamer on November 6, 2025 8:18 pm This is how you explain Situational Irony in 9th grade English Classes.
JoeSicko on November 6, 2025 8:34 pm Usually when he finds something dying on the ground, he takes a big piece home to stick in the fridge.
jhick107 on November 6, 2025 8:38 pm Well I started taking heroin and suddenly I couldn’t stand still…..
wdomeika on November 6, 2025 8:46 pm There’s RFK jr thinking… *I’d give him CPR but I don’t think he’s been vaccinated…*
framsanon on November 6, 2025 8:46 pm What do you want? He’s the Secretary of Health, not the Secretary of the Sick and Needy.
llahlahkje on November 6, 2025 8:53 pm I mean… if *I* passed out and Brainworm Jr was in the room, him leaving would be my preference. Last thing I want is him trying to unleash his larva on me Ala Last of Us.
micheal_pices on November 6, 2025 8:57 pm Yep, he was afraid someone might ask him for his expert opinion on what was happening.
joegetto on November 6, 2025 9:04 pm He thought he saw a fresh kill and was running to get the bone saw.
The_Goondocks on November 6, 2025 9:10 pm Secretary of Health noping out during a health crisis. On brand.
StratJax on November 6, 2025 9:11 pm “OH MY GOD THE AUTISM HAS GONE AIRBORNE, I GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!”
MessagingMatters on November 6, 2025 9:11 pm “Dammit Jim, I’m the Chief Health Officer of the United States, not a doctor!”
philubuster on November 6, 2025 9:11 pm If I were in this room I’d go get help . . . Seems like a big nothingburger to me
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Foreshadowing….
“I’m out.”
Some one was having a health crisis, he knew he wasn’t needed
Old drug dealer instincts kicking in.
This is how you explain Situational Irony in 9th grade English Classes.
Noped out, like his uncle Ted at Chappaquiddick.
You’d think he drove a car into a river or something.
Usually when he finds something dying on the ground, he takes a big piece home to stick in the fridge.
Brainworm took the wheel on that one
He didn’t want to catch the autism
Well I started taking heroin and suddenly I couldn’t stand still…..
There’s RFK jr thinking…
*I’d give him CPR but I don’t think he’s been vaccinated…*
What do you want? He’s the Secretary of Health, not the Secretary of the Sick and Needy.
“I think I see some Heroin over there!”
I mean… if *I* passed out and Brainworm Jr was in the room, him leaving would be my preference.
Last thing I want is him trying to unleash his larva on me Ala Last of Us.
Yep, he was afraid someone might ask him for his expert opinion on what was happening.
He thought he saw a fresh kill and was running to get the bone saw.
Who was the other guy who noped along with him?
Secretary of Health noping out during a health crisis. On brand.
“OH MY GOD THE AUTISM HAS GONE AIRBORNE, I GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!”
“Dammit Jim, I’m the Chief Health Officer of the United States, not a doctor!”
If I were in this room I’d go get help . . . Seems like a big nothingburger to me