John_Oakman on November 5, 2025 6:42 pm It’s because the alpha is too big for those small holes. Source: Just trust me bro.
flirty_shine on November 5, 2025 7:06 pm Sigmas when they realize they’re just betas with a cooler name
kayemenofour on November 5, 2025 7:08 pm Low penetration, but high interaction In other words: short but *G I R T H Y*
Objective-Ruin-7432 on November 5, 2025 7:23 pm Alpha male bro couldn’t even penetrate wet paper. Smh. Get some gains lil bro. Me and the rest of the Gammas will see you ’round.
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Well I am a neutron male

It’s because the alpha is too big for those small holes.
Source: Just trust me bro.
Then I am a neutrino male, since I never interact with anyone.

Sigma
Alphas, first to be blocked. As nature intended.
Sigmas when they realize they’re just betas with a cooler name
Low penetration, but high interaction
In other words: short but *G I R T H Y*
Alpha male bro couldn’t even penetrate wet paper. Smh. Get some gains lil bro. Me and the rest of the Gammas will see you ’round.

Looks like they couldn’t handle the neutron style.
Women LOVE radioactive bros
I cast acute radiation syndrome