Very perplexed by this sticker I found in my daughter’s Halloween candy.

    by megdonalds

    36 Comments

    1. Jesus assuring us all that using almond milk won’t actually send us to the Bad Place.

    2. DonutHoleTechnician on

      “take this all of you and drink from it, it is the vegan alternative blood of my body, that you may have everlasting vegan life”

    3. Thank you for being a friend , travel down the road and back again, your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

    4. giraffirmation on

      A cautionary tale? “If you have a nut allergy and you’re not careful sorting through this candy, you’ll be meeting Jesus soon. Here’s a sticker instead, just to be safe.”

    5. Why is everybody assuming that’s Jesus? What if it’s just a guy and a sloppy beige sweatshirt who likes almond milk?

    6. thepeanutbutterman on

      Lactations 4:16 – Jesus beheld the milk of almonds and said unto his disciples, “Verily, squeeze gently upon the almond’s nipple, and it shall give forth its bounty.”

    7. Are…are we not going to discuss the sweet Golden Girls pants and where one would buy multiple pairs?

    8. I believe it is someone who is both Christian and vegan trying to endorse vegan lifestyle by utilizing jesus’s reputation of kindness and compassion.

    9. TheBeardedLadyBton on

      Maybe the CVA Christian Vegetarian Association? They’ve been around a long time.

    10. TheLangleDangle on

      I have the same pajama pants!! Had a random trip we stayed overnight and I didn’t prepare, picked them up that night from the store and I still wear them regularly to this day!
      SQUAD GOALS!!

    11. Be perplexed no longer… That is a depiction of Jesus, cradling a carton of almond milk. Happy I could help.

    12. Stunning_Coffee6624 on

      Almond milk is holy. But you have make it from “Ah-mends” instead of “Al-monds”. That way the ‘ell has been taken out of it first

    13. Bathe yourself in the blood of Christ or burn in the fires of hell! Optionally substitute 1:1 with almond milk.

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