Jesus assuring us all that using almond milk won’t actually send us to the Bad Place.
IfTowedCall311 on
This is my milk, take it and drink
welding_guy_from_LI on
Jesus is an herbivore and promoting kindness towards animals
Trevors-Axiom- on
It’s from the Bible when Jesus turned almond milk into almond wine.
yuvaldv1 on
I legitimately would’ve paid money for a sticker like that lol
DonutHoleTechnician on
“take this all of you and drink from it, it is the vegan alternative blood of my body, that you may have everlasting vegan life”
phlukeri on
You are doing God’s work by introducing your kids to Bea Arthur and Betty White.
The-Joon on
Is that Blanche?
META_vision on
It seems white, hippy Jesus loves his almond milk
Marshmallow16 on
> Very perplexed by this sticker
You and me both now pal
chinpokomon01 on
its in the story where he milks an almond. called the almond “Focker”
cm10560430 on
He died for our skims.
skitzofredik on
Thank you for being a friend , travel down the road and back again, your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.
giraffirmation on
A cautionary tale? “If you have a nut allergy and you’re not careful sorting through this candy, you’ll be meeting Jesus soon. Here’s a sticker instead, just to be safe.”
SquanchyATL on
Why is everybody assuming that’s Jesus? What if it’s just a guy and a sloppy beige sweatshirt who likes almond milk?
thepeanutbutterman on
Lactations 4:16 – Jesus beheld the milk of almonds and said unto his disciples, “Verily, squeeze gently upon the almond’s nipple, and it shall give forth its bounty.”
dblan9 on
Are…are we not going to discuss the sweet Golden Girls pants and where one would buy multiple pairs?
ObviAshley on
It’s a little known fact that Jesus couldn’t tolerate lactose
chrome_hearts_ on
Should have been oat milk. Almond milk is shit
GentlemenHODL on
I believe it is someone who is both Christian and vegan trying to endorse vegan lifestyle by utilizing jesus’s reputation of kindness and compassion.
chownee on
How old is this photo that there’s a Golden Girls backpack (?) in the background?
CaptianBrasiliano on
Can we talk about the Golden Girls backpack?
TheBeardedLadyBton on
Maybe the CVA Christian Vegetarian Association? They’ve been around a long time.
itsmejam on
Biblically accurate Jesus turned water in to almond milk
TheLangleDangle on
I have the same pajama pants!! Had a random trip we stayed overnight and I didn’t prepare, picked them up that night from the store and I still wear them regularly to this day!
SQUAD GOALS!!
Robert23B on
Be perplexed no longer… That is a depiction of Jesus, cradling a carton of almond milk. Happy I could help.
thehalfwit on
Jesus spreading the message of peace, love and almond joy.
Immediate_Mud_2858 on
That’s the HAM – Holy Almond Milk.
Blessusandsaveus.
WENDING0 on
FINALLY! The answer to WWJD? He buy almond milk… and then go home.
BigOceanDude on
this means that Jesus was lactose intolerant
Stunning_Coffee6624 on
Almond milk is holy. But you have make it from “Ah-mends” instead of “Al-monds”. That way the ‘ell has been taken out of it first
Zorothegallade on
Vegan Jesus?
ClarkNova80 on
Bathe yourself in the blood of Christ or burn in the fires of hell! Optionally substitute 1:1 with almond milk.
Riverboatcaptain123 on
Are those golden girls pajamas?? Where can i get those?? Asking for a friend.
ThankuConan on
It means Jesus would like to almond nut the Golden Girls. Jesus like milfs too.
factoid_ on
Vegan Jesus wants you to drink almond milk. It’s not that deep
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Jesus assuring us all that using almond milk won’t actually send us to the Bad Place.
This is my milk, take it and drink
Jesus is an herbivore and promoting kindness towards animals
It’s from the Bible when Jesus turned almond milk into almond wine.
I legitimately would’ve paid money for a sticker like that lol
“take this all of you and drink from it, it is the vegan alternative blood of my body, that you may have everlasting vegan life”
You are doing God’s work by introducing your kids to Bea Arthur and Betty White.
Is that Blanche?
It seems white, hippy Jesus loves his almond milk
> Very perplexed by this sticker
You and me both now pal
its in the story where he milks an almond. called the almond “Focker”
He died for our skims.
Thank you for being a friend , travel down the road and back again, your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.
A cautionary tale? “If you have a nut allergy and you’re not careful sorting through this candy, you’ll be meeting Jesus soon. Here’s a sticker instead, just to be safe.”
Why is everybody assuming that’s Jesus? What if it’s just a guy and a sloppy beige sweatshirt who likes almond milk?
Lactations 4:16 – Jesus beheld the milk of almonds and said unto his disciples, “Verily, squeeze gently upon the almond’s nipple, and it shall give forth its bounty.”
Are…are we not going to discuss the sweet Golden Girls pants and where one would buy multiple pairs?
It’s a little known fact that Jesus couldn’t tolerate lactose
Should have been oat milk. Almond milk is shit
I believe it is someone who is both Christian and vegan trying to endorse vegan lifestyle by utilizing jesus’s reputation of kindness and compassion.
How old is this photo that there’s a Golden Girls backpack (?) in the background?
Can we talk about the Golden Girls backpack?
Maybe the CVA Christian Vegetarian Association? They’ve been around a long time.
Biblically accurate Jesus turned water in to almond milk
I have the same pajama pants!! Had a random trip we stayed overnight and I didn’t prepare, picked them up that night from the store and I still wear them regularly to this day!
SQUAD GOALS!!
Be perplexed no longer… That is a depiction of Jesus, cradling a carton of almond milk. Happy I could help.
Jesus spreading the message of peace, love and almond joy.
That’s the HAM – Holy Almond Milk.
Blessusandsaveus.
FINALLY! The answer to WWJD? He buy almond milk… and then go home.
this means that Jesus was lactose intolerant
Almond milk is holy. But you have make it from “Ah-mends” instead of “Al-monds”. That way the ‘ell has been taken out of it first
Vegan Jesus?
Bathe yourself in the blood of Christ or burn in the fires of hell! Optionally substitute 1:1 with almond milk.
Are those golden girls pajamas?? Where can i get those?? Asking for a friend.
It means Jesus would like to almond nut the Golden Girls. Jesus like milfs too.
Vegan Jesus wants you to drink almond milk. It’s not that deep