Pardons for everyone

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. “I don’t know who I pardoned” isn’t the dodge Trump thinks it is. I don’t know why he even bothers though – his supporters will bend over backwards to validate whatever he says and he doesn’t consider anyone else to be American.

    2. Would have been an instant impeachment for any democrat.

      Republicans will eat his shit and say thank you.

    3. “I have no idea who I pardoned. Also all of biden’s pardons are illegitimate because he used the auto pen. Also, windmills give you cancer, water breaks magnets, and we have a finite number of heartbeats in life so exercising is bad for you.”

    4. Hornpipe_Jones on

      If this was Biden, they’d be talking about 25thing him in Congress this very second

      Also, why did NO ONE ask him about pardoning Ross Ulbricht? Because what he did was much worse….

    5. If you don’t remember him… then he must hot have deserved a pardon. Right? Right..?!

    6. So then it’s void according to Trump’s team per their recent decision on Biden. Right? RIGHT!?

    7. He always does this, and I don’t know why he thinks it’s a valid dodge.

      If it’s negative and makes him look bad, he “never heard of it” or had “no idea about it”.

      Nobody is fooled by this! It’s clear to anyone with an IQ higher than double digits that he’s deflecting blame and lying. Alternately, it makes him look confused, dementia-addled, and not in control.

      Neither is a good look for him. And yet, he persists…

    8. If he’s talking, he’s lying. The most corrupt and selfish man ever elected to the office.

    9. It’s not just a cover up, it’s Maybelline.

      I don’t want to hear the term autopen ever again.

    10. I feel like, legitimately, we should just be getting journalists to do interviews with him and get him to sign executive orders they draft that do insane things. Like, see if we can get him to declare every Wednesday a national holiday, or designate Mar-A-Lago a Superfund cleanup site or something.

      Just tell him it’s an IQ test or a permission slip from Stephen Miller that allows them to do the interview.

    11. Genuinely asking, is there someone, at least taking note of every irregularity, lie, or misconduct we daily hear about the Trump administration?

      *Edit: my English teacher sucked badly, not sure how I got that C1 certification*

    12. Keep in mind he’s aware ahead of time they will ask that question. This is how little he cares about what people think of him and his party. Now think of why that may be, why he isn’t concerned about what VOTERS think.

    13. Someday when sanity resumes, I hope as a filibuster some dem reads off every dumbass thing Trump has said throughout the years. They’ll never be able to do a damned thing because it will never end.

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