My landlord got a tape measure to cut lemon bars equally

    by Kink-shame

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    1. Amateur. My wife makes pastries and stuff all the time so I made her a cutting board with 1 in squares.

      Remember she was so happy when she was making these toasted rectangle things with veggies, meats and things. They all lined up correctly.

      Said it was better than any birthday gift I ever got her.

    2. That comes from experience. In the past someone whined about it, and they aren’t dealing with that nonsense again.

    3. Suspicious_Sandles on

      Different sizes are better, you get a choice if you don’t want as much or if you want much

    4. I have some questions that are just genuine curiosity-

      What is on top of those lemon bars? Is it nuts? I feel like my eyes are being more stupid than usual.

      Also,

      You have lemon bars with your landlord? I imagine many are different, but out of the three landlords I’ve had I only ever saw them a few times a year, ***tops***, and it was always quick and straight to business… Definitely never got snacks ;w;

    5. Why are you at your landlords getting lemonbars, or why is you landlord at your place giving you lemonbars.

    6. I love the gridded parchment paper. I make caramels and turtles for the holidays, and I can cut them perfectly. Of course first you have to cut off all the uneven edges, which I use to pay my kids and the neighbor girl for helping me wrap everything.

    7. Zealousideal-Loan655 on

      “Just cut it up however and give me the smaller piece man, it’s less embarrassing than this shit” 🤣

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