Thank god, a toilet that will hide my compulsive billiard ball consumption.
donmreddit on
If you have no idea why this is important, I’m very happy for you.
Asmodias1 on
When you detonate a bomb sitting on the John, you don’t want to flush twice. Flushing once is super nice.
psychoholica on
Bricks would be more appropriate
Worldly-Time-3201 on
Get back to me when it can flush softballs and boat rope.
DeathByPickles on
We had a new toilet installed where i work and it made this same claim. I gave it a couple flushes and immediately told my coworker “no way can this thing flush any billiard balls” lol
genawesome on
I got kids that constantly clogged the toilet with giant logs. I got one of these. No more clogs.
canetuchux on
I’m a handyman… I put them in rental houses. They don’t clog, and help push lines clear. I know it sounds stupid, but it actually works.
Standard-Pin1207 on
“I be shitting logs”
inter-webs on
Coz sometimes you just need to play a game of 8 ball when you’re pinching a loaf and this toilet will flush away the competition!
throwa1589876541525 on
powerful toilet flush many big hard turd
TheMissingNTLDR on
Failed. Benchmark is 8🎱
Mikiri_2077 on
Who need this when we have poop knife
unicornative on
I think this is a if you have trained your horse to use the toilet like they do with those cats
Brilliant_Comb_1607 on
How does this sub not allow gifs? Stupid as shit. You know what would make this sub even more “funny”? Allowing gifs… Only Reddit would have a sub called funny, but moderate it so much, it wasn’t funny.
fulthrottlejazzhands on
Because I shit billiards balls. That’s why.
Moose-Rage on
I went through a period where I took nothing but monster shits. My family was not amused.
IAMEPSIL0N on
Previous generation toilets had a problem with ‘bridging’ that made them prone to either clogging or needing to flush additional times because the stool was bridged across the opening rather than one end down in it.
ElGuano on
That will be helpful when I go to a pool hall…maybe? I dunno, I wasn’t planning on eating there or anything…
HumanFailing on
Dude that made that sign is THAT relative at the holidays.
barefootkilt on
My parents had a toilet that would take its contents like a large mouth bass. One giant gulp. I considered this a personal challenge.
MacWithCoolinKit on
No more poop knife
Conscious_Valuable90 on
I hear the record for billiard balls in your anus is 8 so they have some work to do.
MegalosMaximus on
These are installed in Taco Bell restaurants across the country.
unioncarbide on
Maybe eat a salad once in a while
ch0c0l8cake on
Have you seen goat poop?
PopRight3650 on
Believe me, if you are taking care of an elderly parent or person you will definitely want one of these units. It will save you money in having to call a plumber every time Mom or Pop plops a rock down there.
PortSided on
I have a child with chronically slow moving bowels. Drs have looked at them and unfortunately it’s just kind of an issue they have to live with. So when nature finally does call it can be very taxing on the plumbing. When I replaced the toilet in my child’s bathroom this was the kind of marketing I was looking for.
Sasiches_and_mash on
Y’all people need to watch more documentaries, specifically “Married, with children”
JoseMinges on
So there’s no need for a poop knife with this one?
pkjoan on
Why not?
ErdenGeboren on
The poop knife industry is going to collapse at this rate.
sonicsludge on
For that one person who has been constipated for a week from opiates has to be able to flush the brick they give birth to.
RiffyWammel on
You want to be sure that ‘Bob’ can travel with the rest of his family 😁
SeanMacLeod1138 on
…but will it flush them all the way to the sewer or will they get stuck in the pipe? 🤨
chickenweng65 on
When i was a kid, the sign would say it flushed 30 chicken nuggets.
Creoda on
Peace of mind, I’m sure. Especially if you have elderly relatives onboard.
Dagobot78 on
Why not?
blakepro on
Americans will use anything but the metric system to measure things
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It just be like that sometimes.
Thank god, a toilet that will hide my compulsive billiard ball consumption.
If you have no idea why this is important, I’m very happy for you.
When you detonate a bomb sitting on the John, you don’t want to flush twice. Flushing once is super nice.
Bricks would be more appropriate
Get back to me when it can flush softballs and boat rope.
We had a new toilet installed where i work and it made this same claim. I gave it a couple flushes and immediately told my coworker “no way can this thing flush any billiard balls” lol
I got kids that constantly clogged the toilet with giant logs. I got one of these. No more clogs.
I’m a handyman… I put them in rental houses. They don’t clog, and help push lines clear. I know it sounds stupid, but it actually works.
“I be shitting logs”
Coz sometimes you just need to play a game of 8 ball when you’re pinching a loaf and this toilet will flush away the competition!
powerful toilet flush many big hard turd
Failed. Benchmark is 8🎱
Who need this when we have poop knife
I think this is a if you have trained your horse to use the toilet like they do with those cats
How does this sub not allow gifs? Stupid as shit. You know what would make this sub even more “funny”? Allowing gifs… Only Reddit would have a sub called funny, but moderate it so much, it wasn’t funny.
Because I shit billiards balls. That’s why.
I went through a period where I took nothing but monster shits. My family was not amused.
Previous generation toilets had a problem with ‘bridging’ that made them prone to either clogging or needing to flush additional times because the stool was bridged across the opening rather than one end down in it.
That will be helpful when I go to a pool hall…maybe? I dunno, I wasn’t planning on eating there or anything…
Dude that made that sign is THAT relative at the holidays.
My parents had a toilet that would take its contents like a large mouth bass. One giant gulp. I considered this a personal challenge.
No more poop knife
I hear the record for billiard balls in your anus is 8 so they have some work to do.
These are installed in Taco Bell restaurants across the country.
Maybe eat a salad once in a while
Have you seen goat poop?
Believe me, if you are taking care of an elderly parent or person you will definitely want one of these units. It will save you money in having to call a plumber every time Mom or Pop plops a rock down there.
I have a child with chronically slow moving bowels. Drs have looked at them and unfortunately it’s just kind of an issue they have to live with. So when nature finally does call it can be very taxing on the plumbing. When I replaced the toilet in my child’s bathroom this was the kind of marketing I was looking for.
Y’all people need to watch more documentaries, specifically “Married, with children”
So there’s no need for a poop knife with this one?
Why not?
The poop knife industry is going to collapse at this rate.
For that one person who has been constipated for a week from opiates has to be able to flush the brick they give birth to.
You want to be sure that ‘Bob’ can travel with the rest of his family 😁
…but will it flush them all the way to the sewer or will they get stuck in the pipe? 🤨
When i was a kid, the sign would say it flushed 30 chicken nuggets.
Peace of mind, I’m sure. Especially if you have elderly relatives onboard.
Why not?
Americans will use anything but the metric system to measure things