Pleasure to inform you

    by fal1en-angel

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    1. BlackMarketCheese on

      Hope they remembered to give you the manual. They didn’t give me mine, and when I called to ask, they said they didn’t know what I was talking about.

      Congrats!

    2. Congrats.

      Though I’m assuming you meant newborn instead of nowborn, unless that’s a new internet term I don’t know.

    3. Congrats!

      I’ll tell you what I tell all new parents: only after having your first child do you learn the true meaning of love, fear and sleep deprivation.

    4. Congrats on your blessing, my daughter changed my life it has been an amazing sixteen years with her in my life.

    5. downvote for intentional misspelling for the sole purpose of triggering people, nothing is as lame as that

    6. Congrats! One of the wildest experiences ever. You’re all home and now you have to keep the little one alive. Everything they do is amazing and then you blink and they are a teen and wtf just happened.

    7. Impossible. You’re a redditor. You’ve never been laid! No but seriously, congratulations.

    8. Congrats. Here is to all sleepless nights ( currently in such a phase) and it is still absolutely worth it

    9. Welcome to the girl dad (or mom) club! Buckle up chucklefuck we all have clothes our kiddos out grew if you need em

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