Hope they remembered to give you the manual. They didn’t give me mine, and when I called to ask, they said they didn’t know what I was talking about.
Congrats!
Cynicalheaven on
Congrats.
Though I’m assuming you meant newborn instead of nowborn, unless that’s a new internet term I don’t know.
twosl0w on

Welcome to the night shift!
Congrats!
Key_Classroom507 on
CONGRATS LAD!!!, but now i am wandering what you will call the newborn🤔
AstiBastardi on
Congrats!
I’ll tell you what I tell all new parents: only after having your first child do you learn the true meaning of love, fear and sleep deprivation.
New-Mix8055 on
Congrats on your blessing, my daughter changed my life it has been an amazing sixteen years with her in my life.
RickC-137D on
My man, congratilations….

ICheckPostHistory on
Everyday gets easier and more fun!!
lecudas on
Congrats on your nowborn tadpole!
SalamanderValuable55 on
Congratulations stranger
gp627 on
Congratulations.
Odd_One_1412 on
congrats!
SilentAffairs93 on
Congrats on the kid and my condolences on the sleepless nights.
Demonyx12 on

AJ_TheJoker on
Congrats, dude! Hope she’s doing well!
Capitain_Hallal on
Wonderful news 🗞️
Mr_Freeman3030 on
Congratulations!
Deranged_Coconut808 on
left spellcheck at the hospital though.
BananaFartman_69 on

congrajulashions U done it
Plenty_Engineer1510 on

Pilota_kex on
Udo?
robintoots on
Aaaa congrats!!!!!
Masilii on
You’re legally obligated to wear a tutu
CaptainBluntschli on
Another Redditor on r/Fitcheck in few years.
Warbot_Titan on
downvote for intentional misspelling for the sole purpose of triggering people, nothing is as lame as that
LindyNet on
Congrats! One of the wildest experiences ever. You’re all home and now you have to keep the little one alive. Everything they do is amazing and then you blink and they are a teen and wtf just happened.
DueSurround5226 on
Nowborn
nayrwolf on
Impossible. You’re a redditor. You’ve never been laid! No but seriously, congratulations.
BabyKiss_ on
this is so adorable omg 🥹🐸 huge congrats
Level_Heat_2806 on
Hey siri, set a timer for 18 years
sky_2088 on
Congrats. Here is to all sleepless nights ( currently in such a phase) and it is still absolutely worth it
TheAngriestDwarf on
Congratulations, now go be the best dad you can be.
GapMinute3966 on
Welcome to the girl dad (or mom) club! Buckle up chucklefuck we all have clothes our kiddos out grew if you need em
hestalorian on
Finally
One-Entrepreneur8801 on
❤️❤️
Exact_Approximate on
Congratulations. Also one heck of a birthday for them
WindUpCandler on
Congratulations, hope you’re able to at least get some sleep in the coming months
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Buckle up bud
Where meme?
Congratulations 🙂
Congrats! I hope she sleeps well!
omg conrgats man!!!
Congrats bud 🫶


Congratulations 🫂
Nowborn but wasn’t before.
Congrata all!
Ah, yes.
**Nowborn.**
Hope they remembered to give you the manual. They didn’t give me mine, and when I called to ask, they said they didn’t know what I was talking about.
Congrats!
Congrats.
Though I’m assuming you meant newborn instead of nowborn, unless that’s a new internet term I don’t know.

Welcome to the night shift!
Congrats!
CONGRATS LAD!!!, but now i am wandering what you will call the newborn🤔
Congrats!
I’ll tell you what I tell all new parents: only after having your first child do you learn the true meaning of love, fear and sleep deprivation.
Congrats on your blessing, my daughter changed my life it has been an amazing sixteen years with her in my life.
My man, congratilations….

Everyday gets easier and more fun!!
Congrats on your nowborn tadpole!
Congratulations stranger
Congratulations.
congrats!
Congrats on the kid and my condolences on the sleepless nights.

Congrats, dude! Hope she’s doing well!
Wonderful news 🗞️
Congratulations!
left spellcheck at the hospital though.

congrajulashions U done it

Udo?
Aaaa congrats!!!!!
You’re legally obligated to wear a tutu
Another Redditor on r/Fitcheck in few years.
downvote for intentional misspelling for the sole purpose of triggering people, nothing is as lame as that
Congrats! One of the wildest experiences ever. You’re all home and now you have to keep the little one alive. Everything they do is amazing and then you blink and they are a teen and wtf just happened.
Nowborn
Impossible. You’re a redditor. You’ve never been laid! No but seriously, congratulations.
this is so adorable omg 🥹🐸 huge congrats
Hey siri, set a timer for 18 years
Congrats. Here is to all sleepless nights ( currently in such a phase) and it is still absolutely worth it
Congratulations, now go be the best dad you can be.
Welcome to the girl dad (or mom) club! Buckle up chucklefuck we all have clothes our kiddos out grew if you need em
Finally
❤️❤️
Congratulations. Also one heck of a birthday for them
Congratulations, hope you’re able to at least get some sleep in the coming months