Kermit’s actually gotten pretty kinky lately. See him being all provocative all over the place!
urbanmark on
Free use frog!
IndependenceLive3786 on
Women who fuck back are keepers
Ebisure on
My wife repertoire is either Y, X or L
SonicSarge on
Every.single.time
TheSandyman23 on
Say what you want about her, she’s really kermitted to the stereotype.
Takenabe on
Nothing quite like getting brownie points with a girl for the better part of a decade and finally getting the chance to spend the night together, only for her to turn out to be a pillow princess.
_BellaTease on
I will give him food so that when he smell it, he will wake up 😂
joh2138535 on
When this happens to y’all you don’t just put them on top of you? Do they give you a hard no or what I’ve never had this problem before?
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No problem, I work at a morgue
wow sexism very funny
“helicopter helicopter aaasrrrrhhhhh”
I guess if you wanna fuck a muppet that’s fine
How’d you get a picture of my ex-wife?
Wow, this hits a little close to home. Sheesh
Shes waiting for that fist to slide in.
They meant their shitty personality
Kermit’s actually gotten pretty kinky lately. See him being all provocative all over the place!
Free use frog!
Women who fuck back are keepers
My wife repertoire is either Y, X or L
Every.single.time
Say what you want about her, she’s really kermitted to the stereotype.
Nothing quite like getting brownie points with a girl for the better part of a decade and finally getting the chance to spend the night together, only for her to turn out to be a pillow princess.
I will give him food so that when he smell it, he will wake up 😂
When this happens to y’all you don’t just put them on top of you? Do they give you a hard no or what I’ve never had this problem before?
Starfish be starfishin