Just hold your breath, your body already makes it. You don’t need the can.
ResponsibleBank1387 on
RFK jr needs to be the champ of this newest medical innovation. Â
mommagawn123 on
r/Darwinawards
kahllerdady on
Fuck big hypoxia
Interloper9000 on
No, no. Wait a sec….
M_e_n_n_o on
Try CO instead of CO2 and all your problems will go away. And for our US readers, don’t do CO, seriously don’t.
ShortCat1971 on
She isn’t kidding. Breath CO2 long enough and it will even cure you from life itself.
D4DDYB34R on
I mean, you’ll no longer suffer any of these if you’re dead.
Tasty_Hearing8910 on
Uhh were these people refusing to wear masks during the lockdown because of perceived CO2 build up?
ArchdukeToes on
That horrible burning feeling in your lungs and the sense of impending doom? CO2.
timothypjr on
Signing all those death certificates is exhausting.
Estoye on
*Huff the gay away*?
Loki-L on
CO2 for anxiety is not completely far fetched, but usually you do things like breathing into a paper bag to increase the CO2 level of the air you breath in to stop hyperventilating.
Hooking up an oxygen mask to a sodastream cylinder is new though.
Technically I guess enough CO2 could “cure” just about anything in much the same way that guillotines cure dandruff.
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Doctors hate this one weird trick
Is that a Soda Stream cylinder
Oh great, they’re making themselves even dumber.
Just hold your breath, your body already makes it. You don’t need the can.
RFK jr needs to be the champ of this newest medical innovation. Â
r/Darwinawards
Fuck big hypoxia
No, no. Wait a sec….
Try CO instead of CO2 and all your problems will go away. And for our US readers, don’t do CO, seriously don’t.
She isn’t kidding. Breath CO2 long enough and it will even cure you from life itself.
I mean, you’ll no longer suffer any of these if you’re dead.
Uhh were these people refusing to wear masks during the lockdown because of perceived CO2 build up?
That horrible burning feeling in your lungs and the sense of impending doom? CO2.
Signing all those death certificates is exhausting.
*Huff the gay away*?
CO2 for anxiety is not completely far fetched, but usually you do things like breathing into a paper bag to increase the CO2 level of the air you breath in to stop hyperventilating.
Hooking up an oxygen mask to a sodastream cylinder is new though.
Technically I guess enough CO2 could “cure” just about anything in much the same way that guillotines cure dandruff.
Collagen Scientist lmao
Never stop a problem solving itself
CO2 improved homosexuality?
r/technicallythetruth
Improved homosexuality🤔🎼It’s raining men! Hallelujah!…🎼
How does co2 improve homosexuality, just curious 👀
I sure hope lots of magas are going for that.
Can’t be anxious, an alcoholic, or suffer from allergies when you’re dead. So checks out I guess?
Why use a cannister when you can just put a plastic bag over your head?
I cured my bisexuality by drinking liquid nitrogen.
‘Collagen scientist’ why?
CO2 toxicity can cure all of lifes problems, including life itself!
To be fair, dead people don’t suffer from allergies, alcoholism or anxiety
I mean she isn’t wrong, the person will no longer be under those conditions so technically they will be cured.
Death is the ultimate cure!
Well technically I guess, yeah, can’t be anxious or an alcoholic if you’re dead
I mean, it technically can cure all those things… cause you can’t have anxiety, allergies, or be gay if you’re fucking dead.
Why is there a censor
Remember when this was the reason antimaskers hated masks?