“Of course that’s totally not the Epstein files. I see…nothing! Nothing!”
Pholusactual on
Hey, at least THOSE files are behind some layer of security. But mah gawd Trump has less than zero taste in design.
rwf2017 on
He probably also has the constitution in there for wiping his ass.
One_Draw3486 on
He probably produces such a stench that those files are relatively secure imo. Epstein files most likely
Seraphim99 on
Can’t use reserve funds to pay for SNAP right now if the money paid for statuary marble instead.
rustbuckett on
Can someone please remind him that he’s renting and to stop touching other people’s stuff?
DGCA3 on
His mindset is that the more he does this, the classier he looks. But it’s quite the opposite.
Krispykid54 on
He really believes he’s going to be there the next 10 years
ctdrever on
Our tax dollars at work. After the shit bomb video, the shit keeps coming.
I hate this timeline, how do we get to a new one?
DVariant on
The boxes are a nice touch
Primary-Performer853 on
Think he would use *statutory* marble, yeah?
itsallahoaxbud on
**RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES**
AXXXXXXXXA on
The design style of a 20 year old drug dealer
Doublebosco on
WTF!
Budget_Llama_Shoes on
Guys, what if we created a new position, called the decorator-in-chief? The DIC would have authority over *all* federal departments’ decorations. That’s bigger than President, who only has authority over the executive branch. He can even have a Vice DIC who specializes in Sofas, Couches, and Ottomans.
billlloyd on
The Epstein Bathroom
dth1717 on
The next president is gonna have to spend millions to get rid of all the gaudy, tacky, fake gold bullshit
DianeDesRivieres on
Thanks! I needed a laugh 😀
logic_tater on
With plenty of file boxes for the top secret files he stole.
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“Of course that’s totally not the Epstein files. I see…nothing! Nothing!”
Hey, at least THOSE files are behind some layer of security. But mah gawd Trump has less than zero taste in design.
He probably also has the constitution in there for wiping his ass.
He probably produces such a stench that those files are relatively secure imo. Epstein files most likely
Can’t use reserve funds to pay for SNAP right now if the money paid for statuary marble instead.
Can someone please remind him that he’s renting and to stop touching other people’s stuff?
His mindset is that the more he does this, the classier he looks. But it’s quite the opposite.
He really believes he’s going to be there the next 10 years
Our tax dollars at work. After the shit bomb video, the shit keeps coming.
I hate this timeline, how do we get to a new one?
The boxes are a nice touch
Think he would use *statutory* marble, yeah?
**RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES**
The design style of a 20 year old drug dealer
WTF!
Guys, what if we created a new position, called the decorator-in-chief? The DIC would have authority over *all* federal departments’ decorations. That’s bigger than President, who only has authority over the executive branch. He can even have a Vice DIC who specializes in Sofas, Couches, and Ottomans.
The Epstein Bathroom
The next president is gonna have to spend millions to get rid of all the gaudy, tacky, fake gold bullshit
Thanks! I needed a laugh 😀
With plenty of file boxes for the top secret files he stole.