joshsundquist on October 31, 2025 1:09 pm We’re moving so my 2-year-old can grow up near grandparents. Thus, I become Florida Man in every sense. Was gonna be a pogo stick this year. Then we decided to move. So I became a pun instead. RIP pogo stick. Maybe next year. Pitched “Cuba” for my kid’s costume. Fortunately, wife vetoed. Went with hurricane. Accurate metaphor for a toddler.
programmerOfYeet on October 31, 2025 1:17 pm The Florida one gives me a *return the slab or suffer my curse* vibe
eaglescout1984 on October 31, 2025 1:19 pm The annual Reddit Halloween tradition! I guess you didn’t have Homer work on your costume.
kittymaridameowcy on October 31, 2025 1:22 pm I always look forward to seeing your costumes each year. Thanks for sharing. Welcome to Florida.
wiseoracle on October 31, 2025 1:27 pm What do you do with your old costumes? Unless there’s a fb group for one legged people.
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We’re moving so my 2-year-old can grow up near grandparents.
Thus, I become Florida Man in every sense.
Was gonna be a pogo stick this year. Then we decided to move. So I became a pun instead.
RIP pogo stick. Maybe next year.
Pitched “Cuba” for my kid’s costume. Fortunately, wife vetoed.
Went with hurricane. Accurate metaphor for a toddler.
The Florida one gives me a *return the slab or suffer my curse* vibe
The annual Reddit Halloween tradition! I guess you didn’t have Homer work on your costume.
I always look forward to seeing your costumes each year. Thanks for sharing. Welcome to Florida.
Now all you need is to dangle some keys from your feet
FLOREDA
What do you do with your old costumes? Unless there’s a fb group for one legged people.