Be Me:
>18 years old
>First semester of college
>Small town
>Not a whole lot to do
>Small fast food selection
>Fast forward
>First party
>Fireball
>Late night munchies
>5 buck Chalupa box seems mighty fine
>We wolf that shit down
>Fast forward
>Couple hours later
>Alien 2 type stomach
>Genuine flight response from SNS
>Half the floor has same problem
>Freshman dorm bathroom is overrun with dudes puking and shitting
>Not enough toilets
>Even if there were, they don’t work so well
>Dudes start convulsing in showers
>Same on every floor
>I ended up saying “fuck it” and using both trashcans in my room to perform the exorcism
>The power of Christ compels Fabreeze
>The power of Christ compels bleach
>The power of Christ compels wet wipes
>The power of Christ compels my roomate sleeps in with with whoever he hooked up with
>Luckily I had all of these things
>A large amount of the ladies got Taco Bell after that party too
>Hell hath no fury whatever happened in their dorms.
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Nah, share the wealth
Be Me:
>18 years old
>First semester of college
>Small town
>Not a whole lot to do
>Small fast food selection
>Fast forward
>First party
>Fireball
>Late night munchies
>5 buck Chalupa box seems mighty fine
>We wolf that shit down
>Fast forward
>Couple hours later
>Alien 2 type stomach
>Genuine flight response from SNS
>Half the floor has same problem
>Freshman dorm bathroom is overrun with dudes puking and shitting
>Not enough toilets
>Even if there were, they don’t work so well
>Dudes start convulsing in showers
>Same on every floor
>I ended up saying “fuck it” and using both trashcans in my room to perform the exorcism
>The power of Christ compels Fabreeze
>The power of Christ compels bleach
>The power of Christ compels wet wipes
>The power of Christ compels my roomate sleeps in with with whoever he hooked up with
>Luckily I had all of these things
>A large amount of the ladies got Taco Bell after that party too
>Hell hath no fury whatever happened in their dorms.