Except for all the reports and videos of U.S. citizens being detained, tear gassed, shot with pepper balls, and arrested….sure
jrgman42 on
If it can be asserted without proof, it can be dismissed without proof
Remarkable_Spite_209 on
If only there were some way we could easily prove this wrong
Financial-Tower-7897 on
There are three silent Ks in Republikkkan, right KKKristi?
TECL_Grimsdottir on
Isn’t the number of American citizens in the upper 100’s now? Not counting the ones who get released after a few days either.
Still-Grass8881 on
total bullshit lies.
tons of citizens have been arrested, with way more detained – illegally, in violation of 4th amendment rights, with zero due process.
what a shitshow.
diabolis_avocado on
Who you gonna believe?
Me or your lying eyes?

AnewTest on
Yeeeah, they want us to believe the videos are fake.
It’s infuriating that these motherfuckers lie to our faces like they think we’re not watching.
Pattihere on
Liar, liar, pants on fire,, Kristi.
DragonflyScared813 on
Ministry of Truth
Outrageous-Club6200 on
Just 170 that we kow off lady.
I know, higher melanin, and you want an ethnic cleansing.
quintthesharkhunter on
Preemptively dismissing the free press? How stupid do you think we- … Oh, right…
KidGorgeous19 on
Feel like Orwell had something similar to say about this in 1984….
Erstwhile_pancakes on
She lays down the horseshit as heavy as her face paint.
J1J3173 on
Not that it matters, but I wonder something. Does MAGA see these videos of ice violating people’s rights? Is Fox News or Newsmax showing these videos? Are the algorithms putting these on their timeline? If they are seeing them, do they hear the blatant lies from this regime and think “hell yeah, bullshit really owns the libs”? Do they hear them and just don’t care because they don’t care that the constitution is being shit on? Are any of them processing this and questioning on any level whether or not they are being fed a pile of shit? I think I know the answer.
someguyfromsk on
To say it another way, “we don’t consider the ones we’ve arrested to be US citizens.”
ajcpullcom on
Oh you mean *those* American citizens? They beat and detained themselves.
This guy was deported *after* a federal judge blocked his deportation to investigate the citizenship claims. Not an uncommon practice, ICE gets to say “oops he’s gone” and the court can’t pursue damages when someone is deported.
> Available data indicate ICE and CBP took enforcement actions against some U.S.
citizens. For example, available ICE data indicate that ICE arrested 674, detained
121, and removed 70 potential U.S. citizens from fiscal year 2015 through the second
quarter of fiscal year 2020 (March 2020).
So yeah, not deporting US citizens my ass.
martygospo on
Get a little more plastic surgery, why don’tcha!
zonked282 on
The American government, along with the national of Israel, are disappointed that copying the 1930’s German playbook doesn’t work half as well when every person on the planet has a camera attached to the Internet….
Crazy-Boysenberry452 on
So American citizens saying they were detained are lying? Fucking bullshit
this-is-me-reddit on
May she answer for her lies.
Shot-Artichoke-4106 on
I think that the reason all of these conservatives have had so much plastic surgery is so that they can lie without their facial expressions giving them away. If your face doesn’t move, it can’t betray you.
Mad-_-Doctor on
All this tells me is that if you’re an American citizen and ICE detains you, they won’t give you due process and you will likely be deported anyways. Do not interact with ICE in any way. If they show up at your door, don’t open the door unless they have a signed judicial warrant.
The trick is that by their new standard of ignoring birthright citizenship for certain
skin tones, they don’t consider any citizens they’ve arrested actual citizens. This is what’s so critically dangerous and dystopian. They reshape the facts to fit their completely illegitimate world view. But as long as they hold the power they hold the truth hostage.
These sick republicans are trying to argue that even though we detained them, hauled them off, and beat them. It’s “no harm no foul” because we eventually let them go a month later. They only claim there are no citizens being detailed because they literally don’t track that. Like it’s beneath them to even count the Citizens who’s rights have been violated.
Conservatives can’t claim it’s not an authoritarian government when the government is allowed to kneel on innocent people’s necks and shove pregnant women to the ground without any repercussions at all.
NattyDread42 on

MikeWANN on
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
ComprehensiveFly9356 on
TBF when she says citizens she only means white people, so probably accurate by her standards
mattbettinger on
They just broke 6 ribs on a guy coming home from a running club. Bullshit.
ExactlySorta on
We Found That More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days
Americans Detained: The government doesn’t track how many citizens are held by immigration agents. We found more than 170 cases this year where citizens were detained at raids and protests.
Held Incommunicado: More than 20 citizens have reported being held for over a day without being able to call their loved ones or a lawyer. In some cases their families couldn’t find them.
Cases Wilted: Agents have arrested about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, for allegedly interfering with or assaulting officers, yet those cases were often dropped.
If you report the illegal thing we just did, then you’re lying, and lying is illegal and we’ll arrest you. If you heard about us doing an illegal thing, then you’re spreading lies, and we’ll arrest you.
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Except for all the reports and videos of U.S. citizens being detained, tear gassed, shot with pepper balls, and arrested….sure
If it can be asserted without proof, it can be dismissed without proof
If only there were some way we could easily prove this wrong
There are three silent Ks in Republikkkan, right KKKristi?
Isn’t the number of American citizens in the upper 100’s now? Not counting the ones who get released after a few days either.
total bullshit lies.
tons of citizens have been arrested, with way more detained – illegally, in violation of 4th amendment rights, with zero due process.
what a shitshow.
Who you gonna believe?
Me or your lying eyes?

Yeeeah, they want us to believe the videos are fake.
https://preview.redd.it/edi6qybj9ayf1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b0e027bde55b10947576a6aacef6182f8a55d8
It’s infuriating that these motherfuckers lie to our faces like they think we’re not watching.
Liar, liar, pants on fire,, Kristi.
Ministry of Truth
Just 170 that we kow off lady.
I know, higher melanin, and you want an ethnic cleansing.
Preemptively dismissing the free press? How stupid do you think we- … Oh, right…
Feel like Orwell had something similar to say about this in 1984….
She lays down the horseshit as heavy as her face paint.
Not that it matters, but I wonder something. Does MAGA see these videos of ice violating people’s rights? Is Fox News or Newsmax showing these videos? Are the algorithms putting these on their timeline? If they are seeing them, do they hear the blatant lies from this regime and think “hell yeah, bullshit really owns the libs”? Do they hear them and just don’t care because they don’t care that the constitution is being shit on? Are any of them processing this and questioning on any level whether or not they are being fed a pile of shit? I think I know the answer.
To say it another way, “we don’t consider the ones we’ve arrested to be US citizens.”
Oh you mean *those* American citizens? They beat and detained themselves.
Liar liar Botox on fire
Lies
[https://www.newsweek.com/us-citizen-army-veteran-arrested-ice-dhs-debunk-10870108](https://www.newsweek.com/us-citizen-army-veteran-arrested-ice-dhs-debunk-10870108)
Alternate reality? My goodness what a liar. She needs to be held accountable for this nonsense…
Anything that you hear or is reported from her department is simply not true and false reporting.
You can always tell when she’s lying because her lips puff up and her face looks plastic.
This is EXACTLY why due process is a right for ALL people in the country, not only citizens.
I need to media to do a better job
Complete BS from Secretary Only Fans!

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ice-deported-us-citizen-laos-b2854685.html
This guy was deported *after* a federal judge blocked his deportation to investigate the citizenship claims. Not an uncommon practice, ICE gets to say “oops he’s gone” and the court can’t pursue damages when someone is deported.
Also, check out this Government Accountability Office report: https://www.gao.gov/assets/gao-21-487-highlights.pdf
> Available data indicate ICE and CBP took enforcement actions against some U.S.
citizens. For example, available ICE data indicate that ICE arrested 674, detained
121, and removed 70 potential U.S. citizens from fiscal year 2015 through the second
quarter of fiscal year 2020 (March 2020).
So yeah, not deporting US citizens my ass.
Get a little more plastic surgery, why don’tcha!
The American government, along with the national of Israel, are disappointed that copying the 1930’s German playbook doesn’t work half as well when every person on the planet has a camera attached to the Internet….
So American citizens saying they were detained are lying? Fucking bullshit
May she answer for her lies.
I think that the reason all of these conservatives have had so much plastic surgery is so that they can lie without their facial expressions giving them away. If your face doesn’t move, it can’t betray you.
All this tells me is that if you’re an American citizen and ICE detains you, they won’t give you due process and you will likely be deported anyways. Do not interact with ICE in any way. If they show up at your door, don’t open the door unless they have a signed judicial warrant.
Yeah, and she’s the new spokesperson for PETA.
What a human piece of shit she is
https://preview.redd.it/ygs3f3y8eayf1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2bebb57b8ff9763a6b9dab33f1fa3b4928a7884

The trick is that by their new standard of ignoring birthright citizenship for certain
skin tones, they don’t consider any citizens they’ve arrested actual citizens. This is what’s so critically dangerous and dystopian. They reshape the facts to fit their completely illegitimate world view. But as long as they hold the power they hold the truth hostage.
If only somebody had found and interviewed these people. Oh wait! [They have!](https://www.propublica.org/article/immigration-dhs-american-citizens-arrested-detained-against-will)
These sick republicans are trying to argue that even though we detained them, hauled them off, and beat them. It’s “no harm no foul” because we eventually let them go a month later. They only claim there are no citizens being detailed because they literally don’t track that. Like it’s beneath them to even count the Citizens who’s rights have been violated.
Conservatives can’t claim it’s not an authoritarian government when the government is allowed to kneel on innocent people’s necks and shove pregnant women to the ground without any repercussions at all.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
George Orwell, 1984
TBF when she says citizens she only means white people, so probably accurate by her standards
They just broke 6 ribs on a guy coming home from a running club. Bullshit.
We Found That More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days
Americans Detained: The government doesn’t track how many citizens are held by immigration agents. We found more than 170 cases this year where citizens were detained at raids and protests.
Held Incommunicado: More than 20 citizens have reported being held for over a day without being able to call their loved ones or a lawyer. In some cases their families couldn’t find them.
Cases Wilted: Agents have arrested about 130 Americans, including a dozen elected officials, for allegedly interfering with or assaulting officers, yet those cases were often dropped.
https://www.propublica.org/article/immigration-dhs-american-citizens-arrested-detained-against-will
PANTS ON FIRE
If you report the illegal thing we just did, then you’re lying, and lying is illegal and we’ll arrest you. If you heard about us doing an illegal thing, then you’re spreading lies, and we’ll arrest you.