My chaos goblin is screaming for this wallet! There many religious stores in my area. Imagine attempting a purchase in said stores and your wallets suddenly catches fire. 🤣
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TURN IT THE FUCK OFF DARRELL 🤣
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Kinda want one for myself on days I’m depressed at the self checkout. Just whip this bad boy out, be unfazed that it’s on fire, pay for my shit and leave
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Cool wallet
I love D’rell
Burn the fiat!
I love it but that will get you kicked out of school real quick.
This kid looks like Michael Cera.
What internet browser do you buy shit from?
I mean obviously Firefox, but what a weird question.
“Thank you, that will be $85”
“$85??? FOR A SODA??”
“yea, Cash or card?”
# “WALLET”
Honestly, would’ve totally done this at that age.
Might even…
“TURN’IT THE FCK OFF D’RELL” lollll. He know the wallet the best thing ever, good for him.
Pickpockets hate this trick
“hey where’s the lighter”
This kid:
Ok..so.. I want one.😶
Which one’s your wallet?
“The one that says Hot Mother Fucker on it!”
We bought sea monkeys, submarines, Venus flytraps and magic kits as kids from the back of comic books. This is no different, at least it’s functional.
All these comments and none of them with a product link – wtf is wrong either way Reddit these days?
I don’t blame him, that goes hard as fuck
For those curious
[https://www.amazon.com/TSY-TOOL-Inconceivable-Magician-Professional/dp/B0CYCST19Z](https://www.amazon.com/TSY-TOOL-Inconceivable-Magician-Professional/dp/B0CYCST19Z)
Excellent parenting
My chaos goblin is screaming for this wallet! There many religious stores in my area. Imagine attempting a purchase in said stores and your wallets suddenly catches fire. 🤣
TURN IT THE FUCK OFF DARRELL 🤣
Kinda want one for myself on days I’m depressed at the self checkout. Just whip this bad boy out, be unfazed that it’s on fire, pay for my shit and leave
I want… sorry NEED ONE
Save some chicks for the rest of us