November 1, 2025Cornholio, badger-badger-badger, show me da way, and the list of stupid sayings through history goes on.
blanquitawicked on October 30, 2025 12:18 pm Every cat thinks the living room is a skatepark; my lap apparently doubles as the landing zone and insurance deductible.
SooftTease on October 30, 2025 12:29 pm The fear of hearing “thump” followed by silence is unmatched.
blanquitawickedsoul on October 30, 2025 12:41 pm Cats think gravity is optional and my lap a trampoline; every sprint ends with a surprise audit of future children.
WildLoveSpell on October 30, 2025 12:55 pm Every single morning at 3 AM. It’s like they have a schedule for chaos.
bby_brenda on October 30, 2025 1:24 pm Cats treat my lap like a launchpad and my future kids like hazards. Parkour season renewed every sunrise indoors daily.
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Every cat thinks the living room is a skatepark; my lap apparently doubles as the landing zone and insurance deductible.
Bro spawned with zero awareness.
The fear of hearing “thump” followed by silence is unmatched.
Cats think gravity is optional and my lap a trampoline; every sprint ends with a surprise audit of future children.
The gray cat knows everything, pay attention to her ears
Every single morning at 3 AM. It’s like they have a schedule for chaos.
Cats treat my lap like a launchpad and my future kids like hazards. Parkour season renewed every sunrise indoors daily.