Jaws of Life Deployed Krisi Noem Become Trapped Beneath Millions of Layers Makeup Satire by Ok-Today-8101
WtAFjusthappenedhere on October 29, 2025 7:06 pm Enough foundation there to stabilize the San Andreas Fault.
MadAstrid on October 29, 2025 7:36 pm Is it a false nose? Why huge pores on her cheeks and none on her nose, save for the tip? Botched nose job? Some sort of cocaine induced injury? Would love input from a plastic surgeon/SFX artist.
TheCelestialDawn on October 29, 2025 7:46 pm It’s like.. legally gotta be a mask at that point i’m surprised she hasn’t been transvestigated
urlond on October 29, 2025 8:25 pm I dont even think we have a Jaws of life capable of rescue with that much makeup.
mtdebco on October 29, 2025 8:51 pm https://preview.redd.it/i6afxpny54yf1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=16e9e80b650d14bfa2f7fd7fceb2e506f577bc10
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Enough foundation there to stabilize the San Andreas Fault.
That is nightmare material right there.
South Park got it right
Is it a false nose?
Why huge pores on her cheeks and none on her nose, save for the tip? Botched nose job? Some sort of cocaine induced injury?
Would love input from a plastic surgeon/SFX artist.
It’s to move on to spackle.
It’s like.. legally gotta be a mask at that point
i’m surprised she hasn’t been transvestigated
It looks seventy five
What horrors is it hiding beneath?
I believe it.
I dont even think we have a Jaws of life capable of rescue with that much makeup.
https://preview.redd.it/i6afxpny54yf1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=16e9e80b650d14bfa2f7fd7fceb2e506f577bc10