The dementia screening assessment the President of the United States of America confidently declared to be a “very hard IQ test.”

    by jjcs83

    41 Comments

    1. Trump: “They have Jasmine Crockett, a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. You give her an IQ test, have her pass, like, the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed,’ I took– Those are very hard– They’re really aptitude tests, I guess, in a certain way, but they’re cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. I don’t think Jasmine– The first couple questions are easy: a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, you know. When you get up to about five or six and then when you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t come close to answering any of those questions.”

      A remarkably cretinous, deranged, window-licking buffoon. I am entirely skeptical that he actually passed this test.

    2. nipslippinjizzsippin on

      Hey give the man a break, he has the brain power of a dementia riddled toddler with a learning disability. He should stand as a beacon to us all of what you can become even if your mother dropped you while smoking a beer.

    3. As with nearly everything Trump says/does, if this came from any other president, this is all the media would be talking about.

      But because it’s a daily assault of idiocy and insanity from him, no one can keep up.

    4. HomerStillSippen on

      Well yeah of course this is a tough IQ test for him. Hell I don’t even think his followers would get past the clock let alone the animals.

    5. LostDragon1986 on

      A question that is waiting to be asked “What symptom’s does Donnie have that the doctors think a test for dementia is needed so often?”

      The Commander-in-Diapers seems to be bragging about passing this test about once a month.

    6. I had to do one of these for school, only one I had trouble with was the memory one, I have shit memory. If a sitting president has difficulty with this, they shouldn’t be a sitting president.

    7. We should all start sending ours to the white house and just bury the Epstein Ballroom in them.

    8. Hard hitting questions like “What day is it?” And “What city are we in?” I remember seeing someone on r/asktrumpsupporters say something like “If he said it was hard, it probably was hard”. Really separates the boys from the men…

      As an aside, I wonder how the new generation will do on some of these. Fewer people know how to read analog clocks. Attention spans have gone to shit. Plus if I’m driving and need to use Google maps to make a stop (not the same as a planned visit to a doctor’s office but still), I usually have no idea what town I’m in. Just don’t give me one of these at a gas station in New Jersey lol.

      Edit: for the maybe two people who don’t know, this is a dementia screen, not an IQ test. Any healthy person and plenty of unhealthy ones would get a perfect score. Anything less is concerning for dementia or delirium.

    9. Didn’t Trump say one time the test was maybe 50 questions and got progressively more difficult as the test went on. Are we really supposed to believe he sat still that long to take that test and he aced it? C’mon folks! Trump is a pathological liar.

    10. Electrical-Injury-23 on

      Misread hammer and wondered if i may have a problem because I couldn’t think of a similarity between a hamster and a screwdriver.

    11. Between having had surgery recently and the anesthesia and recovery still messing with me, as well as my learning disability existing as a baseline, I had a good laugh going through this. God I’m fucking stupid.

    12. Connect-Will2011 on

      I’ve known narcissists. Answering *any* kind of direct question is difficult for them. They often want to answer a different question altogether. They want to reframe it, saying “So what you’re *really* asking is…”

      Sometimes they won’t provide any kind of answer at all, preferring to challenge the questioner with another question. Turning the tables, so to speak.

      Answering a specific question is letting someone else control the situation, and they can’t stand that.

    13. I would honestly maybe have trouble recalling the complete list of words. Maybe. My memory isn’t the best. And I frequently pay no attention to the actual date unless it’s on or near a significant-to-me date or holiday, but day, month, year wouldn’t be a problem.

      Seriously, Trump is fucking unhinged.

    14. Questions 5-6 is when it became hard. You know the higher order thinking section. He shouldn’t have nukes.

    15. What worries me isn’t the idea that he struggled with it, but that he still thinks he’s smart, and his entire frame of reference is skewed by that.

      He’s not someone to assume that maybe he’s not smart because he struggled on this test.
      He’s going to assume that because he’s smart, and he struggled on this test, nobody else is smart enough to pass it.

      He thinks the average American citizen couldn’t pass it.

    16. Call to any late night show, get the cast of Sesame Street to do it live on camera, light the fuse and step away.

    17. Trump really saw the word “Montreal” on the top of a test he failed and retaliated with tariffs on Canada

    18. Birthday-Tricky on

      My mother in law would take this test periodically as she had Parkinson’s. She always complain and say, “why do I have to keep taking that test. An idiot could pass that!”
      Yes, but maybe not if you have dementia.

    19. HeftyVermicelli7823 on

      Isn’t this the one where he said he could tell which one was an Elephant and what one was a Giraffe?

    20. fothergillfuckup on

      Well, is I get older and my memory feels like its getting worse, this was reassuringly easy. Phew.

    Leave A Reply