Sour_Beet on October 28, 2025 8:51 pm https://preview.redd.it/euk5et051xxf1.png?width=1060&format=png&auto=webp&s=87938ae178252ee829341162a9052aa0239a9db7
unnie_noir on October 28, 2025 8:54 pm https://preview.redd.it/5ep5506m1xxf1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bea828a502243c3e962f9b9fa2beb280517d489
moniquecarl on October 28, 2025 8:58 pm I can get on board with our new infectious monkey overlords. Gotta be less painful than what we have now.
IceBlackX007 on October 28, 2025 9:00 pm I need to get off the Internet but after reading this I’m afraid to. What’s next.😨
ChampagneShotz on October 28, 2025 9:04 pm Why are the monkeys we experimented on hostile to Humans!?
secretsofasexsociety on October 28, 2025 9:05 pm Its ok, they’ll fit right in with the rest of us down here.
MatthewAran on October 28, 2025 9:10 pm This Dokapon Kingdom-ass article wtf https://preview.redd.it/aoibgrhf4xxf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b0aeb49b776d40d45c53cb79c88f93af7c218b
gamefreakz117 on October 28, 2025 9:16 pm This is exactly the plot of 28 days later. Except the monkeys are on the loose. We do not need a fucking viral outbreak of some preventable shit because of loose monkeys. The fuck?? Edit: apparently, it’s just one left on the loose. 5 were shot on site and the others remained caged. But damn.
idlefritz on October 28, 2025 9:17 pm rhesus getting payback for that herpes I’m in a neighboring state but watching my 6 anyway
Late-Software-2559 on October 28, 2025 9:21 pm Why do they always lose with terrible diseases? Never the ones that just want hugs.
ThePrinceofallYNs on October 28, 2025 9:23 pm We are so close 
Mariposa41 on October 28, 2025 9:26 pm https://preview.redd.it/uvlg4u7b7xxf1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b702abcd5301cbf72c33453511726646782017ba
Repulsive_Letter4256 on October 28, 2025 9:32 pm Babe, wake up, new “would you rather “ just dropped
Intelligent_Cut635 on October 28, 2025 9:37 pm https://preview.redd.it/mhlt0imb9xxf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1f63fcd71125baf057b2912a69a656c66541d5
fizzalcon on October 28, 2025 9:39 pm Everytime I think it’s the AI companies driving the world to annihilation….
Hefty-Pineapple-1910 on October 28, 2025 9:44 pm Aight, all y’all niggas who talked about fighting the gorilla, this should be a walk in the park. Get to work.
Raecino on October 28, 2025 9:44 pm Oh yeah because of course this happened! Might as well with everything else happening in the country.
AdPsychological7926 on October 28, 2025 9:44 pm https://preview.redd.it/xflpuagiaxxf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be27c04d3bfdac2d2aa68325a523edb845abd16
ODoyle37 on October 28, 2025 9:46 pm Somebody call Theo. He has experience capturing loose lab monkeys.
Grah0315 on October 28, 2025 9:47 pm I for one welcome our new disease riddled monkey overlords 
daemonicwanderer on October 28, 2025 9:50 pm Well… it is Mississippi. Makes sense something like this would start there or in Florida
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I can get on board with our new infectious monkey overlords. Gotta be less painful than what we have now.
I need to get off the Internet but after reading this I’m afraid to. What’s next.😨
28 Beignets Later

Why are the monkeys we experimented on hostile to Humans!?
Next stop: Monkey Flu
Highly aggressive towards humans, and here’s why….
Its ok, they’ll fit right in with the rest of us down here.
This Dokapon Kingdom-ass article wtf
https://preview.redd.it/aoibgrhf4xxf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b0aeb49b776d40d45c53cb79c88f93af7c218b
https://i.redd.it/f9152w3p4xxf1.gif
This is exactly the plot of 28 days later. Except the monkeys are on the loose.
We do not need a fucking viral outbreak of some preventable shit because of loose monkeys. The fuck??
Edit: apparently, it’s just one left on the loose. 5 were shot on site and the others remained caged. But damn.
Someone tell ICE them monkeys are illegal
rhesus getting payback for that herpes I’m in a neighboring state but watching my 6 anyway
Why do they always lose with terrible diseases? Never the ones that just want hugs.
We are so close

Seems so
https://preview.redd.it/uvlg4u7b7xxf1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b702abcd5301cbf72c33453511726646782017ba
Boy, I miss the days of murder hornets.

Babe, wake up, new “would you rather “ just dropped
This reads LITERALLY like a Resident Evil file ðŸ˜
https://preview.redd.it/mhlt0imb9xxf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa1f63fcd71125baf057b2912a69a656c66541d5
Everytime I think it’s the AI companies driving the world to annihilation….
Aka riding the bus
Aight, all y’all niggas who talked about fighting the gorilla, this should be a walk in the park. Get to work.
Oh yeah because of course this happened! Might as well with everything else happening in the country.
https://preview.redd.it/xflpuagiaxxf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be27c04d3bfdac2d2aa68325a523edb845abd16
Somebody call Theo. He has experience capturing loose lab monkeys.
I for one welcome our new disease riddled monkey overlords

Why infect monkeys with all three when one would just do
Well… it is Mississippi. Makes sense something like this would start there or in Florida
