Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    by Sour_Beet

    34 Comments

    1. I can get on board with our new infectious monkey overlords. Gotta be less painful than what we have now.

    2. I need to get off the Internet but after reading this I’m afraid to. What’s next.😨

    3. This is exactly the plot of 28 days later. Except the monkeys are on the loose.

      We do not need a fucking viral outbreak of some preventable shit because of loose monkeys. The fuck??

      Edit: apparently, it’s just one left on the loose. 5 were shot on site and the others remained caged. But damn.

    4. rhesus getting payback for that herpes I’m in a neighboring state but watching my 6 anyway

    5. Late-Software-2559 on

      Why do they always lose with terrible diseases? Never the ones that just want hugs.

    6. Hefty-Pineapple-1910 on

      Aight, all y’all niggas who talked about fighting the gorilla, this should be a walk in the park. Get to work.

    7. Oh yeah because of course this happened! Might as well with everything else happening in the country.

    8. I for one welcome our new disease riddled monkey overlords

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    9. daemonicwanderer on

      Well… it is Mississippi. Makes sense something like this would start there or in Florida

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