Nobody wants your basket, now sit down before you have a stroke.

    by seeebiscuit

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    1. Responsible-Room-645 on

      He probably voted for Trump to “bring the price of groceries down” and now he’s willing to kill to protect his purchase of a dozen eggs, a quart of milk and a couple of snickers bars.

    2. That’s the spirit! I’m positive these miserable people flock to Trump so they can make people as miserable as them. Truly awful, pathetic people.

    3. The problem with owning a gun is that you start making up scenarios where you get to use it. The gun, and places to use it, take over your imagination. You think about it, and the power it commands, constantly. So much so that it becomes a large portion of your personality. You seek out others that have this affliction or you become reclusive. Very much a drug addiction type of mindset. And all of this mental enslavement to the gun steals your time and energy so that your sleep suffers and you get angry at the drop of a hat.

    4. So he’s going to steal the basket after he’s paid and left the store?

      If that’s my store there’ll be 3 sounds, but he’ll only hear two…

    5. Caledonian_kid on

      “I’d better put a picture of my face looking serious on there so the imaginary people I’ve been fantasising about *know* I’m serious.”

    6. The first sound is him shooting himself in the foot trying to draw his gun

      The second sound is him screaming because it hurts

      The third sound (the one you won’t hear) is the sound of the ambulance because he can’t afford one.

    7. I’m going to guess a homeless man asked him for food outside of the store, and it really pissed this guy off

    8. DevilsLettucePrey on

      He’s probably referring to the staff at Walmart checking his receipt. He strikes me as the person to “not scan all items”, then become aggressive when asked about it.

      I bet he had a “don’t tread on me flag” beside a “Back the blue” flag.

    9. Deranged_Coconut808 on

      the first sound is a fart, the second is “ahh my back”, and the third is nothing cuz everyone is ignoring the groaning of a senile man baby.

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