He probably voted for Trump to “bring the price of groceries down” and now he’s willing to kill to protect his purchase of a dozen eggs, a quart of milk and a couple of snickers bars.
Beaglescout15 on
Nobody wants your frozen Hungry-Man Salisbury Steak dinner, asshole.
TallDrinkofRy on
That’s the spirit! I’m positive these miserable people flock to Trump so they can make people as miserable as them. Truly awful, pathetic people.
bad2behere on
Guy looks familiar so I’m wondering if he’s become a meme-a-lot face.
pastoreyes on
The problem with owning a gun is that you start making up scenarios where you get to use it. The gun, and places to use it, take over your imagination. You think about it, and the power it commands, constantly. So much so that it becomes a large portion of your personality. You seek out others that have this affliction or you become reclusive. Very much a drug addiction type of mindset. And all of this mental enslavement to the gun steals your time and energy so that your sleep suffers and you get angry at the drop of a hat.
davinist on
So he’s going to steal the basket after he’s paid and left the store?
If that’s my store there’ll be 3 sounds, but he’ll only hear two…
NfamousKaye on
Grandpa’s off his meds again.
Caledonian_kid on
“I’d better put a picture of my face looking serious on there so the imaginary people I’ve been fantasising about *know* I’m serious.”
N2VDV8 on
Cool. This constitutes premeditation.
Chaos-Pand4 on
The first sound is him shooting himself in the foot trying to draw his gun
The second sound is him screaming because it hurts
The third sound (the one you won’t hear) is the sound of the ambulance because he can’t afford one.
Durkheimynameisblank on
The paranoia is unnerving
ColdbloodedFireSnake on
All growl no bite
jorgerine on
Stop buying guns and ammunition, and you’ll have more money for groceries.
Busy_Mortgage4556 on
Will someone, for the love of god, please explain what the third sound will be?
hackmaster214 on
I’m going to guess a homeless man asked him for food outside of the store, and it really pissed this guy off
M_e_n_n_o on
The silent farts are the deadliest
DevilsLettucePrey on
He’s probably referring to the staff at Walmart checking his receipt. He strikes me as the person to “not scan all items”, then become aggressive when asked about it.
I bet he had a “don’t tread on me flag” beside a “Back the blue” flag.
Deranged_Coconut808 on
the first sound is a fart, the second is “ahh my back”, and the third is nothing cuz everyone is ignoring the groaning of a senile man baby.
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So when was the last time that happened?
He probably voted for Trump to “bring the price of groceries down” and now he’s willing to kill to protect his purchase of a dozen eggs, a quart of milk and a couple of snickers bars.
Nobody wants your frozen Hungry-Man Salisbury Steak dinner, asshole.
That’s the spirit! I’m positive these miserable people flock to Trump so they can make people as miserable as them. Truly awful, pathetic people.
Guy looks familiar so I’m wondering if he’s become a meme-a-lot face.
The problem with owning a gun is that you start making up scenarios where you get to use it. The gun, and places to use it, take over your imagination. You think about it, and the power it commands, constantly. So much so that it becomes a large portion of your personality. You seek out others that have this affliction or you become reclusive. Very much a drug addiction type of mindset. And all of this mental enslavement to the gun steals your time and energy so that your sleep suffers and you get angry at the drop of a hat.
So he’s going to steal the basket after he’s paid and left the store?
If that’s my store there’ll be 3 sounds, but he’ll only hear two…
Grandpa’s off his meds again.
“I’d better put a picture of my face looking serious on there so the imaginary people I’ve been fantasising about *know* I’m serious.”
Cool. This constitutes premeditation.
The first sound is him shooting himself in the foot trying to draw his gun
The second sound is him screaming because it hurts
The third sound (the one you won’t hear) is the sound of the ambulance because he can’t afford one.
The paranoia is unnerving
All growl no bite
Stop buying guns and ammunition, and you’ll have more money for groceries.
Will someone, for the love of god, please explain what the third sound will be?
I’m going to guess a homeless man asked him for food outside of the store, and it really pissed this guy off
The silent farts are the deadliest
He’s probably referring to the staff at Walmart checking his receipt. He strikes me as the person to “not scan all items”, then become aggressive when asked about it.
I bet he had a “don’t tread on me flag” beside a “Back the blue” flag.
the first sound is a fart, the second is “ahh my back”, and the third is nothing cuz everyone is ignoring the groaning of a senile man baby.