How’s your relationship with the neighbors and in laws ?
Good luck
general0ne on
Do you live next door to a French castle? If so, watch out for the cows, they’re a doozy.
ManamiVixen on
My guess, someone was about to grill a fish, turned their back, and an Eagle or Falcon nabbed it. They then lost grip, or noticed something was off (being cold/frozen), and let go. Dropping it in your yard.
get_an_editor on
occam says your neighbor tossed it over the fence to fuck with you
Obviouslybroken on
Poor thing, Lend it your coat
tylercor3 on
Any waterspouts near you lately?
Muttzor- on
Fishnado
floppydude81 on
Once I lived in an apartment above a cop. I was the third floor. One morning I found an entire ham with about 100 cloves decoratively placed in geometric patterns, inserted into the outside. It was just sitting in the grass. I stared at it for like 10 minutes from the third floor before I went to investigate.
Capable_Victory_7807 on
I’ve heard they sometimes try to stow away in the wheel wells of airplanes, but they fail to take into consideration the extreme cold at high altitudes.
Lemontreeguy on
Based on the blood around the gills/mouth and the talon puncture in the side I believe this fish was caught (ospray prolly) and dropped around sunset and the freezing overnight temps basically froze it on your lawn. Fishing birds do drop fish by accident on occasion and don’t return for them.
marxychick1 on
Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes
SavageFisherman_Joe on
Gizzard shad. Was probably frozen to be used as catfish bait. An Eagle or heron or something snatched it and dropped it in your backyard.
Lenin_Lime on
A secret crush has given you a present
writemcsean on
Check it for cocaine!
SnipTheDog on
Throw it in the neighbors yard.
ErnaldPhilbert on
I think this qualifies for more than mildly interesting
NLCoolJ6112 on
We moved here 6 months ago. And we joke we moved to this weird cult like new development. Very “shadow over innsmouth” vibes. Constant string of oddities. Some weirder than others. But the fish is giving credence to our Innsmouth theory.
memealopolis on
GOD FORBID a fish wants to travel 🙄
Hairy_Ear7680 on
Okay I googled “frozen fish falling out of the sky” apparently it’s a thing. 🤔
Frozen fish can fall from the sky due to a rare weather phenomenon called animal rain, which happens when strong winds, such as those from waterspouts or updrafts, lift small creatures from a body of water into the air. These creatures are then carried aloft and fall back to earth when the storm loses its strength, and can even be frozen into hailstones during very cold conditions, according to the Library of Congress.
HurkleDurkleFan on
Grasshopper is peering into homies soul through that eye.
DJ_Nx32 on
When a fish drops in your yard. I’m sorry but looks like mafia is coming your way.
MsRachelGroupie on
Has anyone checked on Luca Brasi lately?
baconfanboy2 on
Has anyone heard from Luca Brasi recently?
Limp_Organization_49 on
Looks like a shad. It’s not uncommon for people to catch shad and freeze them to later use as bait. Someone may have been cleaning out their deep freezer and threw out the frozen shad out into their yard (probably hoping some varmint would eat them overnight), but maybe a large bird got ahold of one and dropped it into your yard.
Tolendario on
sub-orbital fish made a hard landing. the invasion is starting. hug your loved ones
Pablo_is_on_Reddit on
Someone threw it there just for the halibut.
bachhus603 on
That’s good luck
ridgebeverly on
It’s frozen now, but it will smelt
Cosmowalnuts on
Grumpy old men back at it.
AdamOne on
Don’t let it go to waste
joacoper on
Fish cannon.
MisanthropicDonkey on
Sweet. Free fish.
joshhazel1 on
Arctic Glassjaw (Fishus Frozenus)
A rare delicacy found only in the frozen food section. Known for its transparent personality and complete lack of ambition, it spends its life floating between the peas and the pizza rolls. Tastes like optimism and mild regret. Best served thawed, allegedly.
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Fuck it
So , have you made enemies lately ?
How’s your relationship with the neighbors and in laws ?
Good luck
Do you live next door to a French castle? If so, watch out for the cows, they’re a doozy.
My guess, someone was about to grill a fish, turned their back, and an Eagle or Falcon nabbed it. They then lost grip, or noticed something was off (being cold/frozen), and let go. Dropping it in your yard.
occam says your neighbor tossed it over the fence to fuck with you
Poor thing, Lend it your coat
Any waterspouts near you lately?
Fishnado
Once I lived in an apartment above a cop. I was the third floor. One morning I found an entire ham with about 100 cloves decoratively placed in geometric patterns, inserted into the outside. It was just sitting in the grass. I stared at it for like 10 minutes from the third floor before I went to investigate.
I’ve heard they sometimes try to stow away in the wheel wells of airplanes, but they fail to take into consideration the extreme cold at high altitudes.
Based on the blood around the gills/mouth and the talon puncture in the side I believe this fish was caught (ospray prolly) and dropped around sunset and the freezing overnight temps basically froze it on your lawn. Fishing birds do drop fish by accident on occasion and don’t return for them.
Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes
Gizzard shad. Was probably frozen to be used as catfish bait. An Eagle or heron or something snatched it and dropped it in your backyard.
A secret crush has given you a present
Check it for cocaine!
Throw it in the neighbors yard.
I think this qualifies for more than mildly interesting
We moved here 6 months ago. And we joke we moved to this weird cult like new development. Very “shadow over innsmouth” vibes. Constant string of oddities. Some weirder than others. But the fish is giving credence to our Innsmouth theory.
GOD FORBID a fish wants to travel 🙄
Okay I googled “frozen fish falling out of the sky” apparently it’s a thing. 🤔
Frozen fish can fall from the sky due to a rare weather phenomenon called animal rain, which happens when strong winds, such as those from waterspouts or updrafts, lift small creatures from a body of water into the air. These creatures are then carried aloft and fall back to earth when the storm loses its strength, and can even be frozen into hailstones during very cold conditions, according to the Library of Congress.
Grasshopper is peering into homies soul through that eye.
When a fish drops in your yard. I’m sorry but looks like mafia is coming your way.
Has anyone checked on Luca Brasi lately?
Has anyone heard from Luca Brasi recently?
Looks like a shad. It’s not uncommon for people to catch shad and freeze them to later use as bait. Someone may have been cleaning out their deep freezer and threw out the frozen shad out into their yard (probably hoping some varmint would eat them overnight), but maybe a large bird got ahold of one and dropped it into your yard.
sub-orbital fish made a hard landing. the invasion is starting. hug your loved ones
Someone threw it there just for the halibut.
That’s good luck
It’s frozen now, but it will smelt
Grumpy old men back at it.
Don’t let it go to waste
Fish cannon.
Sweet. Free fish.
Arctic Glassjaw (Fishus Frozenus)
A rare delicacy found only in the frozen food section. Known for its transparent personality and complete lack of ambition, it spends its life floating between the peas and the pizza rolls. Tastes like optimism and mild regret. Best served thawed, allegedly.
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.