Republicans are the majority in all three branches of government but when pull the cord on Mike Johnson’s back this is what you hear.

    by loki2002

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    1. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

    2. BeerGogglesFTW on

      You’re taking this quote out of context. What he really means is “…We aren’t. Donald Trump is.”

    3. us outsiders are sipping tea, wondering when constitutional ammendments start kicking in…

      seriously u.s.a., you gotta french your protests. 

    4. Hmmmm…you have the house, the senate, and the white house. Tell how you’re not in charge?

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    5. Republican President… Republican majority in congress… Republican majority in senate…

      Who are they kidding?

    6. He’s basically telling the truth though. ONE MAN is in charge of everything and that man has no allegiance to any party or ideology, his only concern is enriching himself and consolidating power. Any Republican besides that man really has no power and isn’t actually in charge. There’s absolutely nothing they can do until the mad king allows them to do it. There’s a LOT they COULD do, but they’re too spineless to do anything other than what dear leader instructs.

    7. CrotasScrota84 on

      He is being truthful

      Republicans aren’t in charge of the government it’s Russia and Isreal

    8. Fister-Mantastic on

      He’s technically right because the Republican Party is owned by the highest bidder

    9. Poor Speaker Johnson’s brain is so addled that he can not understand his position; therefore, he should immediately resign.

    10. Environmental-Arm365 on

      Well Trump said that he is President and Speaker of the House so seems like this little propaganda munchkin might be telling the truth about that.

    11. “We aren’t in charge, we gave that power to 12 Billionaires as directed.” -Johnson probably

    12. And any press person worth their salt of course asked the obvious follow up right?

      “If you’re not who is in charge?”

      Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?

    13. He’s right that the GOP is not in charge since the GOP gave away all the powers of Congress to their felon in the Oval Office, and say yes to everything he demands and does, like a dictator.

      And it’s also true that the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025, and Peter Thiel are also running things in the background. So yeah, Johnson is just a tool.

    14. Is it possible Mike really doesn’t know the Republicans are in charge? I mean, it would explain why he’s so absolutely wrong nearly every time he opens his mouth (because he’s clueless at least or just a complete imbecile).

    15. It’s always astounding to me how, even when they have all the power, and the policies they specifically (and overwhelmingly) voted for are what is hurting real people – nothing is literally ever their fault.

      And then we double down on stupid because their constituents actually believe these comically bad lies and parrot them back to everyone they know. The absolute definition of low information voters.

    16. So Americans voted in representatives that don’t want to work, but still get paid.

      While also lying to you on the record.

      “Hey if we asked Trump if America is being run by democrats right now, how do you think he’d respond?”

    17. Downtown-Locksmith22 on

      So you mean to tell me of ALLLLL the absolutely illegal asinine dumbass shit trump has done this whole time regardless of what he’s allowed to do (other than SCOTUS giving him all the power, and didn’t that anal polyp Miller say trump has PLENARY AUTHORITY or some stupid shit?) That a few democrats are keeping the government shutdown because they want to give “illegal aliens” free healthcare? Hahahahaha God damn this administration is worse than any administration in 47 presidencies… this idiots even outdone 45 as the worst. RECORD BREAKING!

      Fix the government you stupid idiots, what the fuck are we paying you for? No taxation without representation!

    18. Also, if you say that you can’t unilaterally decide on government spending, than perhaps you need to negotiate to pull some democrats to your side. Life is all about compromise but the GOP will have none of that.

    19. He’s not wrong. Donald Trump, Stephen Miller and Russell Vought are running the government

    20. Oooh – then he can sit his fucking ass down on his boyfriend’s lap and let the Dems operate.

    21. Fanjustlikeyou on

      Since the republicans are in charge, why can’t they change the bill to
      What they demand  and open the government? 

    22. AlabasterPelican on

      Can someone link when he said this? It’d be very helpful for a call that I intend to make to his office.

    23. So, like, when Nancy held office everything was on her but this little twat can just pretend his hands are tied? They even held Kevin McCarthy more accountable than this.
      Dems should just show up every day and then have daily press conferences saying how they showed up to work but the republicans didn’t.

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