Unfortunately the people he is speaking to believe every word despite the fact every fucking thing he says is a lie.
AHippieDude on
I mean, since he’s actually at the capitol he could, ya know, do his conditional duty…
ChloeGranola on
“You’re in charge of calling the House back into session. Why won’t you do it?”
SnootSnootBasilisk on
So what he’s saying is that he *isn’t* House Speaker Mike Johnson.
Then who the fuck is he?
EZ_Syth on
Liars gonna lie, cheaters gonna cheat, where the fucks the Epstein files, please confirm her seat.
IndependentAd3170 on
Get back in session, swear in the Az congresswoman and RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! Republican’s are Pedo protector’s!
Rinmine014 on
When did America become dumb enough to accept flat out lies? Politicians used to have to just beat around the bush or circle talk.
Now they can flat out lie? People really have become just that dumb.
Hmmletmec on
>Republicans are in charge of the government
That’s an accurate quote Mikey. Look up from your Grindr app sometimes and you’ll see.
✅ White House
✅ Senate
✅ House of Representatives
✅ Supreme Court
DreamElysium1656 on
I love that’s he’s shorter than everyone else there even the lady, which I’m sure stokes his alpha, apex predator mentality
makeup_mutt on
Can you tell me, Mr. Johnson what branch of government the democrats are in charge of?
AlsoCommiePuddin on
If he does not wish to be in control of the House, that can be made possible by a simple motion to declare the chair vacant.
Then we can have that discussion.
AdKey6202 on
Well Mikey the Republicans have the majority right now, so I would say you are in charge of the government, so do your damn job and open the government.
All of you hypocrites are getting paid, which you shouldn’t, while federal employees are hurting. I’m sure you don’t give a damn, but all of this will be remembered!!
byyhmz on
If they aren’t then what the fuck is that rapist doing tearing the whitehouse down?
JarmaBeanhead on
Lol not in charge? Okay, so now Jefferies needs to just go to congress and swear in Adelita. “I guess I’m in charge so I am the one able to do this!”
babycrazedthrowaway on
So when the Democrats own the House, Senate, and White House and there’s a government shut down, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
But also, when the Republicans own the House, Senate, and White House and there’s a government shut down, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
This math seems to math correctly! Thanks for the clarity, Mike Johnson!
pvtteemo on
The dems need to fire back with similarly simple, truthful message to get through to these cult members. We cant sustain this level of ignorance making decisions about who governs us.
ETsUncle on
How can we be in charge when everyone is on vacation?
rationaleoptimism on
Mike Johnson and maga can’t lead they only can whine, piont fingers, lie, cheat, and steal
Financial-Tower-7897 on
Oh really? Then Democrats say “release the files, restore ACA”
jvlpdillon on
So he admits republicans cannot govern without the assistance of democrats.
Sorta_jewy_with_it on
There’s no way this is a real quote. Even Johnson can be that stupid?
Thalesian on
I accept your terms Mike. Please make sure you hand your gavel to Hakeem Jeffries on your way out.
MattheWWFanatic on
Phillip Buster, Philly Buster, if you’re Nasty!
Aramalian on
It would be nice if someone could require them to cite their sources in these little dramatic productions he hosts every day.
Jinxs-3d on
So what your saying Mr. Johnson is that you lack the authority to call the house to session? Should we ask the real speaker of the house to call it back into session?
Kaffe-Mumriken on
Democrats remind me of an abused spouse who was forced to flee her husband, leaving her child behind.
Now the husband is on the news saying ” come home darling, the kid needs food and hasn’t showered in weeks, you can fix this”
class-action-now on
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
CareerChange75 on
I believe Trump has info on him. His secret gay sex life, that is.
Cicero912 on
Does this mean Hakeem Jeffries is speaker now? I mean, if the Republicans dont control the government?
bones1906 on
Well maybe you should start working across the aisle and actually thinking about the country first instead of party first.
this-is-all-nonsense on
Democrats always get stuck with the opening shift and GOP gets the closing shift.
Purple_Sky_3635 on
Said the Republian majority house leader…..
Avatar_Blues on
It’s pure propaganda every day with this guy. From the stupid “simple facts” list to the DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN sign, this guy is really laying it on thick with lies and obfuscation.
Minivric on
Lying mini maggot mike at it again
AbjectPineapple6774 on
lol
“simple facts”: democrat votes are required to open the government.
No they aren’t…you’re just too chicken to be the top for once.
Then who the fuck is in charge Mike?! We’re so beyond the pale now.
BeanBurritoJr on
Take the government back and close all the loopholes these people used to get and hold power, then fix the education system and teach people critical thinking skills, what rhetoric is, why hyperbole is, and how they are used in propaganda to fool people like them.
kicker1015 on
Does that mean Mike Johnson is quitting? Sounds like he can’t do the job anymore.
rinklkak on
I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Academic_Answer2933 on
Republican shutdown. Republicans control all three branches of government, so they own this for not working with the Dems. They used this exact rhetoric when this happened under the democrats. So we are keeping the “Mike Johnson precedent”
18ekko on
Snoo-57955 on
MAGA is a cult, there is no other explanation. These people are brainwashed and are going to end up paying the price. Cults never last or win in the end. Only the brave get out!
Describing_Donkeys on
Are you not the leader of the house? Is John Thune not the Senate Majority leader? Is Donald Trump not the president? What branch do Democrats control?
ThriftianaStoned on
Pedo Mike Johnson is a Traitor to the United States of America
Pandoras_Fate on
This whole shit is like a kid hiding their report card from their parents. They’re either going to get it from the school or you, and its better if you just take the L and not look more ridiculous.
Call session. Swear in the lady. Release the files.
HuckleberryOk6782 on
It’s depressing to realize that the most politically powerful person in the United States at this moment is Jeffrey Epstein. Everything from military action against Venezuela to the government shutdown to tearing down the East Wing of the White House is to distract attention from Trump’s deep involvement with Epstein and his vile activities. The United States is being dragged down by the dead weight of a dead pedophile.
Grimjack-13 on
I guess that could be true? Let’s call the House back into session and find out.
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Unfortunately the people he is speaking to believe every word despite the fact every fucking thing he says is a lie.
I mean, since he’s actually at the capitol he could, ya know, do his conditional duty…
“You’re in charge of calling the House back into session. Why won’t you do it?”
So what he’s saying is that he *isn’t* House Speaker Mike Johnson.
Then who the fuck is he?
Liars gonna lie, cheaters gonna cheat, where the fucks the Epstein files, please confirm her seat.
Get back in session, swear in the Az congresswoman and RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! Republican’s are Pedo protector’s!
When did America become dumb enough to accept flat out lies? Politicians used to have to just beat around the bush or circle talk.
Now they can flat out lie? People really have become just that dumb.
>Republicans are in charge of the government
That’s an accurate quote Mikey. Look up from your Grindr app sometimes and you’ll see.
✅ White House
✅ Senate
✅ House of Representatives
✅ Supreme Court
I love that’s he’s shorter than everyone else there even the lady, which I’m sure stokes his alpha, apex predator mentality
Can you tell me, Mr. Johnson what branch of government the democrats are in charge of?
If he does not wish to be in control of the House, that can be made possible by a simple motion to declare the chair vacant.
Then we can have that discussion.
Well Mikey the Republicans have the majority right now, so I would say you are in charge of the government, so do your damn job and open the government.
All of you hypocrites are getting paid, which you shouldn’t, while federal employees are hurting. I’m sure you don’t give a damn, but all of this will be remembered!!
If they aren’t then what the fuck is that rapist doing tearing the whitehouse down?
Lol not in charge? Okay, so now Jefferies needs to just go to congress and swear in Adelita. “I guess I’m in charge so I am the one able to do this!”
So when the Democrats own the House, Senate, and White House and there’s a government shut down, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
But also, when the Republicans own the House, Senate, and White House and there’s a government shut down, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
This math seems to math correctly! Thanks for the clarity, Mike Johnson!
The dems need to fire back with similarly simple, truthful message to get through to these cult members. We cant sustain this level of ignorance making decisions about who governs us.
How can we be in charge when everyone is on vacation?
Mike Johnson and maga can’t lead they only can whine, piont fingers, lie, cheat, and steal
Oh really? Then Democrats say “release the files, restore ACA”
So he admits republicans cannot govern without the assistance of democrats.
There’s no way this is a real quote. Even Johnson can be that stupid?
I accept your terms Mike. Please make sure you hand your gavel to Hakeem Jeffries on your way out.
Phillip Buster, Philly Buster, if you’re Nasty!
It would be nice if someone could require them to cite their sources in these little dramatic productions he hosts every day.
So what your saying Mr. Johnson is that you lack the authority to call the house to session? Should we ask the real speaker of the house to call it back into session?
Democrats remind me of an abused spouse who was forced to flee her husband, leaving her child behind.
Now the husband is on the news saying ” come home darling, the kid needs food and hasn’t showered in weeks, you can fix this”
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
I believe Trump has info on him. His secret gay sex life, that is.
Does this mean Hakeem Jeffries is speaker now? I mean, if the Republicans dont control the government?
Well maybe you should start working across the aisle and actually thinking about the country first instead of party first.
Democrats always get stuck with the opening shift and GOP gets the closing shift.
Said the Republian majority house leader…..
It’s pure propaganda every day with this guy. From the stupid “simple facts” list to the DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN sign, this guy is really laying it on thick with lies and obfuscation.
Lying mini maggot mike at it again
lol
“simple facts”: democrat votes are required to open the government.
No they aren’t…you’re just too chicken to be the top for once.
https://i.redd.it/jve0q59f9oxf1.gif
Then who the fuck is in charge Mike?! We’re so beyond the pale now.
Take the government back and close all the loopholes these people used to get and hold power, then fix the education system and teach people critical thinking skills, what rhetoric is, why hyperbole is, and how they are used in propaganda to fool people like them.
Does that mean Mike Johnson is quitting? Sounds like he can’t do the job anymore.
I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Republican shutdown. Republicans control all three branches of government, so they own this for not working with the Dems. They used this exact rhetoric when this happened under the democrats. So we are keeping the “Mike Johnson precedent”
MAGA is a cult, there is no other explanation. These people are brainwashed and are going to end up paying the price. Cults never last or win in the end. Only the brave get out!
Are you not the leader of the house? Is John Thune not the Senate Majority leader? Is Donald Trump not the president? What branch do Democrats control?
Pedo Mike Johnson is a Traitor to the United States of America
This whole shit is like a kid hiding their report card from their parents. They’re either going to get it from the school or you, and its better if you just take the L and not look more ridiculous.
Call session. Swear in the lady. Release the files.
It’s depressing to realize that the most politically powerful person in the United States at this moment is Jeffrey Epstein. Everything from military action against Venezuela to the government shutdown to tearing down the East Wing of the White House is to distract attention from Trump’s deep involvement with Epstein and his vile activities. The United States is being dragged down by the dead weight of a dead pedophile.
I guess that could be true? Let’s call the House back into session and find out.