October 27, 2025Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak delivered the commencement speech to the University of Colorado Boulder’s class of 2024, 55 years after he was expelled from the school in 1969 for hacking into the school’s network and sending prank messages.
Jaded-Coffee-8126 on October 27, 2025 1:47 pm Can I get a shark with a laser to protect my business, hammerhead is preferred
Mike9797 on October 27, 2025 1:51 pm Wow impressive. I thought only ill tempered sea bass were the only options available.
PNWKiwi on October 27, 2025 1:58 pm I don’t even have a need for a service tech to work on a laser, but if I did, they’d be My first call. 💯
TampaTrey on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm You mean he actually got some frickin’ sharks with frickin’ lasers on their frickin’ heads?!
JJ-Bittenbinder on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm I think businesses should have more goofy stuff like this!
RedditBot90 on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm Sharks with Frikkin lasers in the South China Sea: https://maps.app.goo.gl/spHZ5XAp9jGBs31aA?g_st=ipc
Dennma on October 27, 2025 2:00 pm If the sharks had epilog lasers, though, they’d require constant fiddling with
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Can I get a shark with a laser to protect my business, hammerhead is preferred
***frickin’** **lasers**
“ “ LASERS “ “
Wow impressive. I thought only ill tempered sea bass were the only options available.
Are they ill tempered?
I don’t even have a need for a service tech to work on a laser, but if I did, they’d be My first call. 💯
You mean he actually got some frickin’ sharks with frickin’ lasers on their frickin’ heads?!
I think businesses should have more goofy stuff like this!
Sharks with Frikkin lasers in the South China Sea:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/spHZ5XAp9jGBs31aA?g_st=ipc
If the sharks had epilog lasers, though, they’d require constant fiddling with
We have sea bass Dr evil
I’m a simple man. I see Dr evil and I upvote.
We know what the giant “E” stands for…
Better than an ill tempered mutated sea bass