Emergency_Low8125 on October 25, 2025 11:58 pm Men. Apart. Respectful. 
TSmario53 on October 26, 2025 12:08 am If you walk in during situation 1 unless you are about to piss your pants you either make a beeline for the sink or grandpa Simpson right out of there
Immortaldigilen on October 26, 2025 12:36 am For 2 , i would just use the toilet stalls not the urinal
endorfan13 on October 26, 2025 12:39 am Until we go to a game. Then we all cram in and piss in a trough like livestock, forgetting any and all instinctual etiquette.
Shinyhero30 on October 26, 2025 12:43 am Oh no this isn’t taught. It doesn’t have to be. You just need to not be a creep.
Striking_Reindeer_2k on October 26, 2025 1:06 am #3 happens when middle spot is occupied as you approach.
ArtDecoSkillet on October 26, 2025 1:19 am This is why when there are three and one is at a lower height, it should be the middle one.
Battlejesus on October 26, 2025 1:21 am Humans ship with some basic programming packages hardwired, a bios if you will. This is one of those subroutines, along with parental instincts
PaleBlueCod on October 26, 2025 1:21 am Guys, why don’t you stand kn the shoulders of another man so you pee into the same urinal?
jtowndtk on October 26, 2025 1:23 am I piss next to anyone yall need to get past this need space shit All we are doing in there is pissing and shitting
TheJuiceBoxS on October 26, 2025 1:26 am If all three are in use and the outside two guys leave while the middle guy is still going, then situation 3 is actually acceptable.
MagnoliaHaven on October 26, 2025 1:35 am Unspoken rule every guy just instinctively knows, no manual required.
Nazeem750 on October 26, 2025 1:36 am i will only use urinals in emergencies, otherwise im taking the stall
Ok_Difference345 on October 26, 2025 1:39 am So damn true, give a guy some space or you’re gay. I didn’t write the rules. I just know them.
hereagaim on October 26, 2025 1:40 am Correct me if wrong but option 3 would be too gay even for gays themselves
El_Nasty on October 26, 2025 2:09 am So it’s not normal to get in front of the urinal on my knees with my mouth open and get pissed on by strange men? Hmm.
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You’re born with it.
Men. Apart. Respectful.
If you walk in during situation 1 unless you are about to piss your pants you either make a beeline for the sink or grandpa Simpson right out of there
the worst is when theres only 2
Law and Order: Mens Restroom
For 2 , i would just use the toilet stalls not the urinal
Until we go to a game. Then we all cram in and piss in a trough like livestock, forgetting any and all instinctual etiquette.
Oh no this isn’t taught. It doesn’t have to be. You just need to not be a creep.
Grow up
Same goes for seating
spontaneous self organization
This breaks the rule.
#3 happens when middle spot is occupied as you approach.
This is why when there are three and one is at a lower height, it should be the middle one.
Humans ship with some basic programming packages hardwired, a bios if you will. This is one of those subroutines, along with parental instincts
Guys, why don’t you stand kn the shoulders of another man so you pee into the same urinal?
I piss next to anyone yall need to get past this need space shit
All we are doing in there is pissing and shitting
If all three are in use and the outside two guys leave while the middle guy is still going, then situation 3 is actually acceptable.
Unspoken rule every guy just instinctively knows, no manual required.
It’s the same rules for public transport.
i will only use urinals in emergencies, otherwise im taking the stall
So damn true, give a guy some space or you’re gay. I didn’t write the rules. I just know them.
Correct me if wrong but option 3 would be too gay even for gays themselves
So it’s not normal to get in front of the urinal on my knees with my mouth open and get pissed on by strange men? Hmm.