God didn’t tell them anything, we made all that shit up ourselves.
crypticbru on
Maybe he realised his mistake the first time around and corrected it. software update 600 years in the making.
RustleThemJimmiez on
OP single and drunk
jack-o-lanterns on
Or some old dudes just said some shit just to get themselves noticed
Timerider42424 on
Not gonna comment on the Islam side. But the thing about Catholic clergy being forbidden to marry is completely man-made.
The Gospels (specifically Jesus’ teachings) don’t mention anything about leaders being unmarried, and iirc, Paul suggested that church leaders should be selected from married men so as to keep them grounded and tied to the community.
I don’t have any personal problems with Catholic believers, but some of their doctrine and traditions annoys/infuriates me.
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Yin and Yang
No_Eye7024 on
In islam, you ‘can’ have 4 wives, not have to have 4 wives. There are conditions that need to be met first. You have the resources to meet every individual wife’s material and physical needs.
Also the 4 allowance was for when most men died during war, their wives were left homeless and jobless. This marriage was allowed to stop them from going on the streets. It is actually preferred to marry widows as your extra wives.
Statistically 99% on Muslim men still only marry one wife.
Apprehensive_Tie7555 on
He didn’t tell ME jack shit, that’s why I have a wine collection and three girlfriends (yes they smoke weed).
Reddit01238 on
Только самый конченный человек может создавать мемы по религии
Longjumping_Duck_211 on
Yet god told both to wear silly hats
Horror_Cauliflower88 on
People giving every intelligent excuse for their religion are the ones that will never admit that most of it made up and exaggerated, AKA the point of this meme.
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Yet both prefer adolescent boys.
God didn’t tell them anything, we made all that shit up ourselves.
Maybe he realised his mistake the first time around and corrected it. software update 600 years in the making.
OP single and drunk
Or some old dudes just said some shit just to get themselves noticed
Not gonna comment on the Islam side. But the thing about Catholic clergy being forbidden to marry is completely man-made.
The Gospels (specifically Jesus’ teachings) don’t mention anything about leaders being unmarried, and iirc, Paul suggested that church leaders should be selected from married men so as to keep them grounded and tied to the community.
I don’t have any personal problems with Catholic believers, but some of their doctrine and traditions annoys/infuriates me.

Yin and Yang
In islam, you ‘can’ have 4 wives, not have to have 4 wives. There are conditions that need to be met first. You have the resources to meet every individual wife’s material and physical needs.
Also the 4 allowance was for when most men died during war, their wives were left homeless and jobless. This marriage was allowed to stop them from going on the streets. It is actually preferred to marry widows as your extra wives.
Statistically 99% on Muslim men still only marry one wife.
He didn’t tell ME jack shit, that’s why I have a wine collection and three girlfriends (yes they smoke weed).
Только самый конченный человек может создавать мемы по религии
Yet god told both to wear silly hats
People giving every intelligent excuse for their religion are the ones that will never admit that most of it made up and exaggerated, AKA the point of this meme.
Averages out