Aw yes depriving your brain of oxygen and poisoning yourself will make you think all kinds of things.
Earth2Dogwelder on
It improved homosexuality, you say?
Substantial_Ad_7027 on
So all the closeted MAGAs were trying this to prevent homosexuality?
A1sauc3d on
Y’all should try the new and improved formula next! Carbon **Mon**oxide!! Will get rid of all those pesky health issues twice as quick, promise.
BoardButcherer on
Just upvote and move on.
Nature is healing.
InsertMoreCoffee on
And brain damage, apparently
_NightmareKingGrimm_ on
“Collagen scientist”
DotGroundbreaking50 on
That is a sodastream bottle… Not a medical bottle.
wrhnj on
Death cures all these ailments.
DevonLuck24 on
kinda feels like they are saying if you have any of these then kill yourself…but they could also just be dumb too idk, it’s a toss up
Yubat on
I see grifters have embraced brain damage as a profit well.
Mushy_Cushy on
We are one step away from whippets to keep the gay away.
313Techno313 on
No no no. Let it be. Fuck em up once or twice and add an No2 here and there. Let them think they’re rapturing.
313Techno313 on
And tbqh… They’re not wrong. 😂😂
OnlyAdd8503 on
Doubt
>A professor of mine from college once held me
captive with a story about how a few people died from nitrogen asphyxiation in a particle accelerator
at Los Alamos in the 1960s, under circumstances very similar to the NASA accident. After the deaths
at Los Alamos, **my professor added 5 percent carbon dioxide to the gaseous mixtures in the
accelerators he worked on, as a safety measure.** He later wrote to me, “Incidentally I did put it to the
test about a year later, when one of our graduate student operators did exactly the same thing [i.e.,
forgot to pump the inert air out and let oxygenated air back in]. I entered the pressure vessel with it
full of inert gas…. But not really, [because] **by the time I got my shoulders through the hole I was
already in desperation, panting due to ‘breathe more!’ commands from my breathing center.”** Air is
normally 0.03 percent CO2
, so one breath of the doped air was about 167 times more potent.
–The Disappearing Spoon
jammerb on
A plastic bag over your head tied around your neck would work just as well
CMG30 on
Technically true, however there’s this one major downside… a 6′ under downside…
GIVN2SIN on
Seriously. Do people not even have to finish grade school to be allowed to adult alone anymore?
Gorthax on
I mean…..
BornPraline5607 on
As a gay man, I’ve been breathing atmospheric CO2 for 40 years and it doesn’t seem to work
Prohydration on
Wow, this type is grift is getting more shameless. Use the stupid anti establishment sentiment to lie about a cure all for things people hate and then use the persecution complex when experts expose the grift.
blagablagman on
I dunno, blonde girl still giving that gay gaze.
RoundApart9440 on
Co2 retainers??? But you made yourself one on purpose but without smoking????????
Babyhal1956 on
New Darwin Award candidate
Splarnst on
>Darwin predicted this type of people!
What the hell are you talking about?
terminalxposure on
I mean technically if you are dead…all diseases are cured no?
ProfessionalHat6828 on
You know what, we don’t need people stupid enough to do this walking around. Leave them be.
TuxPaper on
Just wait until they find out how many things a lobotomy cures!
Present_Ad6723 on
Technically it does solve any problems you may have if you breathe enough of it
Queenielienie on
What are the odds of these being the same people that were against using masks because of CO2 saturation
WatchAndFern on
I mean technically if you take too much co2 you won’t be an alcoholic or anxious anymore
AgreeablePrize on
Is this some sort of euthanasia thing?
4mystuff on
You would think liberals would be all in on CO2 given how much plants like it. It is also good for fighting fires, parts of it are a critical ingredient to make water, and the rest of it is so prevalent all life on earth is named after it: carbon-based life forms.
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Aw yes depriving your brain of oxygen and poisoning yourself will make you think all kinds of things.
It improved homosexuality, you say?
So all the closeted MAGAs were trying this to prevent homosexuality?
Y’all should try the new and improved formula next! Carbon **Mon**oxide!! Will get rid of all those pesky health issues twice as quick, promise.
Just upvote and move on.
Nature is healing.
And brain damage, apparently
“Collagen scientist”
That is a sodastream bottle… Not a medical bottle.
Death cures all these ailments.
kinda feels like they are saying if you have any of these then kill yourself…but they could also just be dumb too idk, it’s a toss up
I see grifters have embraced brain damage as a profit well.
We are one step away from whippets to keep the gay away.
No no no. Let it be. Fuck em up once or twice and add an No2 here and there. Let them think they’re rapturing.
And tbqh… They’re not wrong. 😂😂
Doubt
>A professor of mine from college once held me
captive with a story about how a few people died from nitrogen asphyxiation in a particle accelerator
at Los Alamos in the 1960s, under circumstances very similar to the NASA accident. After the deaths
at Los Alamos, **my professor added 5 percent carbon dioxide to the gaseous mixtures in the
accelerators he worked on, as a safety measure.** He later wrote to me, “Incidentally I did put it to the
test about a year later, when one of our graduate student operators did exactly the same thing [i.e.,
forgot to pump the inert air out and let oxygenated air back in]. I entered the pressure vessel with it
full of inert gas…. But not really, [because] **by the time I got my shoulders through the hole I was
already in desperation, panting due to ‘breathe more!’ commands from my breathing center.”** Air is
normally 0.03 percent CO2
, so one breath of the doped air was about 167 times more potent.
–The Disappearing Spoon
A plastic bag over your head tied around your neck would work just as well
Technically true, however there’s this one major downside… a 6′ under downside…
Seriously. Do people not even have to finish grade school to be allowed to adult alone anymore?
I mean…..
As a gay man, I’ve been breathing atmospheric CO2 for 40 years and it doesn’t seem to work
Wow, this type is grift is getting more shameless. Use the stupid anti establishment sentiment to lie about a cure all for things people hate and then use the persecution complex when experts expose the grift.
I dunno, blonde girl still giving that gay gaze.
Co2 retainers??? But you made yourself one on purpose but without smoking????????
New Darwin Award candidate
>Darwin predicted this type of people!
What the hell are you talking about?
I mean technically if you are dead…all diseases are cured no?
You know what, we don’t need people stupid enough to do this walking around. Leave them be.
Just wait until they find out how many things a lobotomy cures!
Technically it does solve any problems you may have if you breathe enough of it
What are the odds of these being the same people that were against using masks because of CO2 saturation
I mean technically if you take too much co2 you won’t be an alcoholic or anxious anymore
Is this some sort of euthanasia thing?
You would think liberals would be all in on CO2 given how much plants like it. It is also good for fighting fires, parts of it are a critical ingredient to make water, and the rest of it is so prevalent all life on earth is named after it: carbon-based life forms.
I blame Obama. Thanks Obama!
Do they still have the Darwin Awards?