If your mattress is connected to the internet, you’ve lost control over your life.Â
ticktockbent on
How does a mattress force you to the floor
Good-Squirrel3108 on
WTF is a smart bed?
cup_1337 on
Why not just unplug it?
Colonel-Mooseknuckle on
Used to only cost a quarter for that.
UsedDragon on
I have solutions for all of the smart bed problems!
1. If you’re hot, take off some blankets. Stick a leg out. Stick two out. Go topless, even. Your husband will appreciate it.
2. If you’re cold, add some blankets. Or wear more clothing. Or cuddle. Boom.
3. Your bed doesn’t need an alarm. That’s just dumb.
4. Don’t buy a goddamn bed that connects to the goddamn internet.
Electric_Razor on
Smart mattress… we are so ready for the meteor
Electric_Razor on
Smart mattress… we are so ready for the meteor
anakaine on
If these things are making noise and “forcing people to the floor”, why cant users just unplug them from the wall? Its a mattress – it wont cease to exist without power, right?
Abrandnewrapture on
why tf does every goddamn thing need to be “smart”? why does my washing machine need to send me a text to let me know its done? or my microwave? Why does my refrigerator need a camera in it? WHY DOES MY MATTRESS NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET?
All these appliances have been totally fine for decades without this shit, is it really that necessary now? i want my appliances to be mechanically bulletproof, not require access to my netflix account to operate. All this shit is crammed in to your appliances just so it can steal your personal data, break sooner, and force you to buy new ones earlier.
We need to get all this tech out of our lives, people. It’s ruining us.
/rant
black-iron-paladin on
And will this inspire people to stop using AWS for literally everything? No
Fluid-Opportunity-17 on
I just looked it up, AWS stands for Amazon Web Services.
For those of us who don’t immerse themselves in corporate lingo.
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If your mattress is connected to the internet, you’ve lost control over your life.Â
How does a mattress force you to the floor
WTF is a smart bed?
Why not just unplug it?
Used to only cost a quarter for that.
I have solutions for all of the smart bed problems!
1. If you’re hot, take off some blankets. Stick a leg out. Stick two out. Go topless, even. Your husband will appreciate it.
2. If you’re cold, add some blankets. Or wear more clothing. Or cuddle. Boom.
3. Your bed doesn’t need an alarm. That’s just dumb.
4. Don’t buy a goddamn bed that connects to the goddamn internet.
Smart mattress… we are so ready for the meteor
Smart mattress… we are so ready for the meteor
If these things are making noise and “forcing people to the floor”, why cant users just unplug them from the wall? Its a mattress – it wont cease to exist without power, right?
why tf does every goddamn thing need to be “smart”? why does my washing machine need to send me a text to let me know its done? or my microwave? Why does my refrigerator need a camera in it? WHY DOES MY MATTRESS NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET?
All these appliances have been totally fine for decades without this shit, is it really that necessary now? i want my appliances to be mechanically bulletproof, not require access to my netflix account to operate. All this shit is crammed in to your appliances just so it can steal your personal data, break sooner, and force you to buy new ones earlier.
We need to get all this tech out of our lives, people. It’s ruining us.
/rant
And will this inspire people to stop using AWS for literally everything? No
I just looked it up, AWS stands for Amazon Web Services.
For those of us who don’t immerse themselves in corporate lingo.