They’re about 48 hours away from just making up awards for him

    by Pumuckl4Life

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    1. ahenobarbus_horse on

      Next up, the Khmer Rouge foundation awards Trump the “Pol Pot prize for Democratic Innovation.”

    2. StatisticalMan on

      The RFK Jr Roadkill Award for Fine Dining.

      The Pepsi Award for non-lethal body mass index.

    3. CockBlockingLawyer on

      The NIXON peace award?? The guy who escalated the Vietnam War for political gain?

    4. When someone begs to be labeled something, there is a pretty solid chance they are the opposite

    5. he is so disgustingly begging for attention and daddy’s approval. And this dude is in charge of a vast army and nuclear arsenal.

      So how are the egg prizes?
      And how does it go with Gaza?

    6. Well they couldn’t call it the “Thanks for making Nixon look like a Saint compared to you” Award

    7. Average-UK-Chap on

      Ah little silver star for the big boy in the class because he wiped his own chin after another verbal diarrhoea attack!

    8. CaptianBrasiliano on

      They pretty much had the Vietnam War peace negotiations in the bag during the Johnson administration. Until Nixon threw a big old wrench in the works, that is.

      He had his people use back channels to go to the South Vietnamese government and urge them not to settle. They convinced them they’d get a better deal under Nixon. He wanted to campaign on the problem and be the one to “fix,” it. Stupidly, the South Vietnamese bought it. And… you know the rest.

      Come to think of it, The Nixon whatever whatever Foundation are the perfect organization to give an award to Trump. They just need to rename it. _The Richard M Nixon Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Feild of Being a Grimey Shit Bag._ or something like that.

    9. Nixon foundation giving a peace award? What’s next the Henry Kissinger club giving out an anti war award?

    10. Why isn’t it gold? Get that shit out of my…..I mean the presidents office right now. You better go dip that in some cheap shiny gold asap or “we” will depart you to Africa – Stephen Miller

    11. Treasures_Wonderland on

      I can hear money laundering in “Nixon Foundation,” but I can’t pinpoint where it’s coming from.

    12. delusiongenerator on

      Ah yes, the coveted Nixon Peace Prize. Congrats!

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    13. You know it’s a worthless peace award when former recipients include Kissinger, Bush, and Cheney.

    14. It’s the 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!

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