Coming from the state that puts chili on spaghetti and having *never* seen a Skyline outside of Ohio, this sort of fuckery emanating from their cuisine doesn’t suprise me at all.
zephyrseija2 on
The Midwest. Can. Not. Cook.
but-whyy-tho on
“Angriest meal I’ve eaten in years” this is so me. Like, even if it’s trash – I still gotta eat!
Speed_Run1904 on
It would have taken all of the avengers to get me off of them if I got served that
Remarkable_Peanut_43 on
Who actually thought of this and said, “this is a good idea. Let’s serve this to people”? Seriously, on the face of it, this is a terrible idea. No actual thought required.
Themanstall on
I live in pittsburgh, we have 1 place that sells it like this. its fire. Tastes like an adult, higher quality lunchable. The cheese taste a lot better, its provolone instead of mozzarella and the toppings are cooked and most of the time hot/warm.
Competitive-Ad8003 on
lived in Ohio for 15 years and have never seen a pizza like this which is good bc as someone originally from new york this would start a fight
itsSRSblack on
Do The Right Thing and burn that joint down.
HotTakesMyToxicTrait on
….lowkey I want to try it
KendrickBlack502 on
I occasionally enjoy the textural contrast between hot and cold ingredients (i.e cold cheese on top of my chipotle bowl) but this is a step too far
godplaysdice_ on
Pizza is the easiest meal in the world to get right. How do you screw up pizza this badly?
Ultimatesims on
FistPunch_Vol_7 on
From NYC. This is a fucking Pizza crime wtf
therealjoshua on
This is not Ohio style pizza. This is rage bait.
Ohio pizza is known as Ohio Tavern Pizza and it’s a very thin dough, cheese to the edges so there’s basically no crust, and cut into squares.
It’s often served with cubed pepperoni like you’d find on school pizzas back in the day, or crumbled Italian sausage.
NoonTunes on
It does look cursed at first glance. However… You cannot knock it til you try it. Very crispy thin crust. Baked just crust and sauce. Then a thick layer of delicious freshly shredded provolone/mozzarella blend of cheese melts down from steaming in the box with tender little nicely spicy pepperoni. Some locals prefer to leave the cheese cold, myself being one. The DiCarlo family brought this pizza to the OV like 100 years ago. It’s a true regional classic.
Paraxom on
Still better than Altoona pizza, ill take an adult sized lunchable over that monstrosity
Itsprobablysarcasm on
TIL “Ohio valley-style” is aka “lazy teenage boy” style.
dz2048 on
St Louis catching strays for some shit that happened in Ohio
darth_infamous on
When they say there’s no such thing as bad pizza, show them this
babylonglegs91 on
This is… something. Idk why but I’d try it.
jason9045 on
Is Ohio good at anything
asssoaka on
H..hh.. you ate it?
Harkan2192 on
If I want to eat shredded cheese and cold pepperoni, that’s a 2am visit to my fridge.
Warm bread and sauce with cold toppings? God damn food crimes.
tee96 on
What on this beautiful blue marble possessed someone to create this monstrosity?
Livid_Zucchini_1625 on
fizzalcon on
I’m from Ohio. Never heard of this. This is character assassination!!!!!
Darim_Al_Sayf on
I have never returned a meal or bothered the staff, but I would over this. Gtfo
marebeare on
There’s one in my city called Beto’s 🤭🤭
ninhibited on
I’m sorry but I’m gonna show my white card on this one… I’d fuck up a big boy lunchable pizza.
unclejosephsfuton on
As a native of St. Louis I…well……some of us…like our cracker pizza.
Cow_God on
Altoona Pizza is the worst pizza in the world and it isn’t even close
It’s Ohio Valley style, basically the northern panhandle of WV and either side of the border in OH and PA.
Having grown up on this style pizza, don’t knock it until you try it.
jellytyson on
I’ve lived in Ohio most of my life and have never seen such a monstrosity. Second worst thing from here after JD Vance.
allthenamesaregone77 on
I’m being picky, but Ohio Valley and Ohio aren’t the same thing. The Ohio Valley refers to the region surrounding the Ohio River (the water basin). It also includes parts of PA, IN, KY, and TN.
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Naw we could fight over this.
Coming from the state that puts chili on spaghetti and having *never* seen a Skyline outside of Ohio, this sort of fuckery emanating from their cuisine doesn’t suprise me at all.
The Midwest. Can. Not. Cook.
“Angriest meal I’ve eaten in years” this is so me. Like, even if it’s trash – I still gotta eat!
It would have taken all of the avengers to get me off of them if I got served that
Who actually thought of this and said, “this is a good idea. Let’s serve this to people”? Seriously, on the face of it, this is a terrible idea. No actual thought required.
I live in pittsburgh, we have 1 place that sells it like this. its fire. Tastes like an adult, higher quality lunchable. The cheese taste a lot better, its provolone instead of mozzarella and the toppings are cooked and most of the time hot/warm.
lived in Ohio for 15 years and have never seen a pizza like this which is good bc as someone originally from new york this would start a fight
Do The Right Thing and burn that joint down.
….lowkey I want to try it
I occasionally enjoy the textural contrast between hot and cold ingredients (i.e cold cheese on top of my chipotle bowl) but this is a step too far
Pizza is the easiest meal in the world to get right. How do you screw up pizza this badly?
From NYC. This is a fucking Pizza crime wtf
This is not Ohio style pizza. This is rage bait.
Ohio pizza is known as Ohio Tavern Pizza and it’s a very thin dough, cheese to the edges so there’s basically no crust, and cut into squares.
It’s often served with cubed pepperoni like you’d find on school pizzas back in the day, or crumbled Italian sausage.
It does look cursed at first glance. However… You cannot knock it til you try it. Very crispy thin crust. Baked just crust and sauce. Then a thick layer of delicious freshly shredded provolone/mozzarella blend of cheese melts down from steaming in the box with tender little nicely spicy pepperoni. Some locals prefer to leave the cheese cold, myself being one. The DiCarlo family brought this pizza to the OV like 100 years ago. It’s a true regional classic.
Still better than Altoona pizza, ill take an adult sized lunchable over that monstrosity
TIL “Ohio valley-style” is aka “lazy teenage boy” style.
St Louis catching strays for some shit that happened in Ohio
When they say there’s no such thing as bad pizza, show them this
This is… something. Idk why but I’d try it.
Is Ohio good at anything
H..hh.. you ate it?
If I want to eat shredded cheese and cold pepperoni, that’s a 2am visit to my fridge.
Warm bread and sauce with cold toppings? God damn food crimes.
What on this beautiful blue marble possessed someone to create this monstrosity?
I’m from Ohio. Never heard of this. This is character assassination!!!!!
I have never returned a meal or bothered the staff, but I would over this. Gtfo
There’s one in my city called Beto’s 🤭🤭
I’m sorry but I’m gonna show my white card on this one… I’d fuck up a big boy lunchable pizza.
As a native of St. Louis I…well……some of us…like our cracker pizza.
Altoona Pizza is the worst pizza in the world and it isn’t even close
https://preview.redd.it/0485e393apwf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0fa5698dbe9ba03831d94b6ada36eae4b41006
Yes, that’s *American cheese*
It’s Ohio Valley style, basically the northern panhandle of WV and either side of the border in OH and PA.
Having grown up on this style pizza, don’t knock it until you try it.
I’ve lived in Ohio most of my life and have never seen such a monstrosity. Second worst thing from here after JD Vance.
I’m being picky, but Ohio Valley and Ohio aren’t the same thing. The Ohio Valley refers to the region surrounding the Ohio River (the water basin). It also includes parts of PA, IN, KY, and TN.