“jabbed”. maga’s use of baby words is the best part. My cousin asked me if I got “the jab” and I said I didn’t know what that means and for him to use big-boy words.
DijajMaqliun on
lmao
Loki-L on
If you don’t understand how anything works, everything feels like magic.
They are using their EVs as dowsing rods and are ghost hunting sensor issues.
Alswiggity on
I’m so pissed off that my bluetooth/wifi signal didn’t improve with my vaccines….
lifesabystander on
r/lowstakesconspiracies
lifesabystander on
these people shouldn’t be given a platform…
GreyerGrey on
I feel like a far more logical situation, based on what Musk (who is the ultimate person everyone at Tesla must appease) finds funny, some programmer suggested that it would be “funny” for the sensors to “detect bodies” whenever the cars drove past cemeteries.
Durkheimynameisblank on
I hate how they mandated vaccines run on Windows 11 now…
Zuvielify on
Maybe this is a nostalgia for something that never existed, but I feel like America was greater when dumb people knew they were dumb and let experts do the thinking.Â
Can we make America great again by going back to that?
No-Bug-4524 on
Can it pick up the Epstein files too?
Competitive-Wonder33 on
Of true all of phones would be going nuts our signals would be soon.mich better a truly human network.
Tell us you don’t know how things work without telling us……..
Vost570 on
In the great symphony of knowledge, some folks are destined to play the banjo.
DarthBster on
We have access to more information, education opportunity, and technology than anytime in our history. And we’re seeing more and more dumb shit like this everyday. JFC.
ramencents on
These guys are playing pokemon Go high af.
exotics on
So in theory it would pick up signals from living people too, right? Right?
tevolosteve on
So Bluetooth signals can get pickup up on teslas visual sensors? And this signal somehow looks like as person? Wow. This is next level
FloppySlapper on
To think, one species encompasses both morons like this, and scientists like Michio Kaku.
Dan-Fletcher on
What fucking idiots….armchair medical experts.
Earthling1a on
Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. How do these people manage to even feed themselves?
TheFrostynaut on
I’m convinced every blue check that isn’t an organization or public figure at this point is a literal misinformation bot.
Edit: oh wow he’s an actor, must be a Sorbo acolyte because I’ve never heard of him and I’m a kino loser
bturner73 on
Does anyone know the name of Tommy_Gunnered’s “jabbed detecting” app? I’m genuinely curious and want to check it out lol.
MisterScrod1964 on
The . . . FUCK did I just read?
Early-Fortune2692 on
Meanwhile, tesla’s won’t stop for school busses with stop signs and flashing red lights… yeah
skoomaking4lyfe on
“I got an app that supposedly picks up on vaccinated people…”
I gotta get a right-wing grift going. Fucks sake.
cursetea on
How could anyone *possibly*–
DugansDad on
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
Swearyman on
That’s some serious Bluetooth strength if it’s come all that way through signal absorbing ground and then to the car.
JMOlive on
I can’t wait for the jabbed-zombie theories to come out.
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I wonder how much that app cost lmao
“jabbed”. maga’s use of baby words is the best part. My cousin asked me if I got “the jab” and I said I didn’t know what that means and for him to use big-boy words.
lmao
If you don’t understand how anything works, everything feels like magic.
They are using their EVs as dowsing rods and are ghost hunting sensor issues.
I’m so pissed off that my bluetooth/wifi signal didn’t improve with my vaccines….
r/lowstakesconspiracies
these people shouldn’t be given a platform…
I feel like a far more logical situation, based on what Musk (who is the ultimate person everyone at Tesla must appease) finds funny, some programmer suggested that it would be “funny” for the sensors to “detect bodies” whenever the cars drove past cemeteries.
I hate how they mandated vaccines run on Windows 11 now…
Maybe this is a nostalgia for something that never existed, but I feel like America was greater when dumb people knew they were dumb and let experts do the thinking.Â
Can we make America great again by going back to that?
Can it pick up the Epstein files too?
Of true all of phones would be going nuts our signals would be soon.mich better a truly human network.
Tell us you don’t know how things work without telling us……..
In the great symphony of knowledge, some folks are destined to play the banjo.
We have access to more information, education opportunity, and technology than anytime in our history. And we’re seeing more and more dumb shit like this everyday. JFC.
These guys are playing pokemon Go high af.
So in theory it would pick up signals from living people too, right? Right?
So Bluetooth signals can get pickup up on teslas visual sensors? And this signal somehow looks like as person? Wow. This is next level
To think, one species encompasses both morons like this, and scientists like Michio Kaku.
What fucking idiots….armchair medical experts.
Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. How do these people manage to even feed themselves?
I’m convinced every blue check that isn’t an organization or public figure at this point is a literal misinformation bot.
Edit: oh wow he’s an actor, must be a Sorbo acolyte because I’ve never heard of him and I’m a kino loser
Does anyone know the name of Tommy_Gunnered’s “jabbed detecting” app? I’m genuinely curious and want to check it out lol.
The . . . FUCK did I just read?
Meanwhile, tesla’s won’t stop for school busses with stop signs and flashing red lights… yeah
“I got an app that supposedly picks up on vaccinated people…”
I gotta get a right-wing grift going. Fucks sake.
How could anyone *possibly*–
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
That’s some serious Bluetooth strength if it’s come all that way through signal absorbing ground and then to the car.
I can’t wait for the jabbed-zombie theories to come out.