An Epstein Vanity Plate

    by Gone420

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    1. One morning, Elf was found dead with Ep’s antique fork in his chest. In a rage, Elf’s dear friend Hymn called the police and demanded they arrest Ep. A detective responded to the scene, analyzed the evidence, and declared, “Ep was framed.” “How can you tell?” sputtered Hymn. The detective responded. “You don’t know? I thought it was common knowledge that Ep’s tine didn’t kill Hymn’s Elf.

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