If it was American, Voldemort would of just done a school shooting
chewmypaws on
Wouldn’t he have just been shot in class?
SoulEkko on
Harry Spotter.
huongloz on
Harry Potter and The Second Amendment
ACR96 on
The suppressor on the wand is so unnecessarily extra and I’m here for it
FutureConsistent8611 on
Explodiarmus!
Worldly_Delay_2395 on
Well we have those able to use magic without a wand, like goblins, elves an a few other regions, if you are going hogwarts legacy.
Helldiver_Harkonnen on
If this was really an American magic wand it would have our standard issue extended mag (17 more curses plus an additional one ready to go on the tip of the wand), a bump stock (for rapid fire curses) and a large Punisher logo on the side (because America)
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Accurate. Very accurate. Here’s an upvote!
“You’re a sniper, Harry”
If it was American, Voldemort would of just done a school shooting
Wouldn’t he have just been shot in class?
Harry Spotter.
Harry Potter and The Second Amendment
The suppressor on the wand is so unnecessarily extra and I’m here for it
Explodiarmus!
Well we have those able to use magic without a wand, like goblins, elves an a few other regions, if you are going hogwarts legacy.
If this was really an American magic wand it would have our standard issue extended mag (17 more curses plus an additional one ready to go on the tip of the wand), a bump stock (for rapid fire curses) and a large Punisher logo on the side (because America)
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You’re an extremist, Harry
I American’t with you right now!
https://youtu.be/j-2ZxldMO-M?si=vlTA9-IQ282vpijY
“Pedicideum Americanus” 🪄
The Avada Kedavra 47
Tactical Breach Wizard
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“You’re alright Ron, don’t come to potions class tomorrow.”
Maybe if they had this, Moldy Voldy would’ve actually done something instead of getting his ass kicked by regular teenagers.
Harry Potter: a story about an evil all-powerful being hell-bent on slavery and genocide.
Brits: hurr durr if Harry Potter was American it would be dangerous because people would have guns lol m8.
Tactical wand for special wizards
there is an american herry potter versoin, its called guns akimbo