Three Maasai men faced a pride of lions. They walked straight toward the roaring beasts, chased them off, took their share of the meal, and calmly walked away.
Three Maasai men faced a pride of lions. They walked straight toward the roaring beasts, chased them off, took their share of the meal, and calmly walked away.
Bruh, why is the soundtrack League of Legends music?
mah_boiii on
It’s crazy that for most animals humans must be the most horrifying being to meet
Musicknezz on
Try it with tigers.🐅
Alz_Own on
It’s a hunting strategy. Indigenous groups like the Dorobo of Kenya, Maasai, and Mbororo in Cameroon have practiced this for centuries, usually approaching lion kills in groups to intimidate or distract the lion and then take part of the kill for themselves.
DragonfruitGrand5683 on
The Lions in these areas have an instinctual fear of the Maasai, they even fear their red clothes and understand to run when they see they have spears.
RoguePsychonaut19 on
That’s that human tax
Adorable-Maybe-3006 on
Damn, even Lions have to pay tax now.
SableyeEyeThief on
I need to train with the Maasai men, so I can approach my wife without any snacks when she’s on her period.
Maasai: **Casually strolling towards a lion pride**
Lions: Oh no, they’re aura farming.
Xanderson on
You couldn’t pay me $1M to do that and they’re doing it for a slab of meat.
pulp63 on
I would like to see them walk up on a polar bear eating a seal.
CrystalChilli on
“Their share”
LtLethal1 on
Man, it would suck to be that cameraman who has to get a shot of them walking away and leaving him behind while a pride of angry lions is around in the bushes
bartread on
Isn’t it a rite of passage for Maasai boys to kill a lion in order to become men?
If that’s the case I’m not surprised lions run away at the sight of them.
Duckricky1991 on
I’ve taken many anthropology classes in college and university, one class the professor was describing apex predators. Then, she said “Humans are not simple Apex predators” and then we all stopped confused, she then said “Humans are super predators”, in fact we are apex predators that’s are particularly dangerous and have higher destructive power.”
Tackysackjones on
I like that they only took what they needed. I bet the lions did too
FrequentGroup7927 on
These lions knows human is the dominant race
kon--- on
Stole. They stole.
Bubbly-Astronomer930 on
Human are fucking terrifying.
i-know-right- on
*yo bruh, they ain’t stopping*
Reasonable_Tea7628 on
Like a boss
BryanNotBrayan on
It’s really funny how the production of these documentaries has cameras everywhere
Tarbos6 on
Lioness: “Are you seeing this shit? Just three men, walking this way… they aren’t stopping.”
Imagine some animal that literally one taps you from range out of nowhere or bleeds you with ranged projectiles. If you try to run they hunt you down relebtlessly. And they hunt in packs. That’s basically humans in a nutshell. Ranged OP melee buffs when?
PrestigiousDrag7674 on
I don’t know man. If these guys got the right tools they can kill and get even more fresh meat.
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Wow the lions did all the hard work and the guys just went in there and took the food.
That’s like food delivery service Masai style
Lions aren’t stupid. They know humans are very dangerous.
https://preview.redd.it/drxra0mk5gwf1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=b06f531afbad89372952c19d9a633e00557004c2
Bruh, why is the soundtrack League of Legends music?
It’s crazy that for most animals humans must be the most horrifying being to meet
Try it with tigers.🐅
It’s a hunting strategy. Indigenous groups like the Dorobo of Kenya, Maasai, and Mbororo in Cameroon have practiced this for centuries, usually approaching lion kills in groups to intimidate or distract the lion and then take part of the kill for themselves.
The Lions in these areas have an instinctual fear of the Maasai, they even fear their red clothes and understand to run when they see they have spears.
That’s that human tax
Damn, even Lions have to pay tax now.
I need to train with the Maasai men, so I can approach my wife without any snacks when she’s on her period.
https://preview.redd.it/3a39n4uy8gwf1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94de9660f390213941a98c2d8f83740e2518984
“they can do that?”
Maasai: **Casually strolling towards a lion pride**
Lions: Oh no, they’re aura farming.
You couldn’t pay me $1M to do that and they’re doing it for a slab of meat.
I would like to see them walk up on a polar bear eating a seal.
“Their share”
Man, it would suck to be that cameraman who has to get a shot of them walking away and leaving him behind while a pride of angry lions is around in the bushes
Isn’t it a rite of passage for Maasai boys to kill a lion in order to become men?
If that’s the case I’m not surprised lions run away at the sight of them.
I’ve taken many anthropology classes in college and university, one class the professor was describing apex predators. Then, she said “Humans are not simple Apex predators” and then we all stopped confused, she then said “Humans are super predators”, in fact we are apex predators that’s are particularly dangerous and have higher destructive power.”
I like that they only took what they needed. I bet the lions did too
These lions knows human is the dominant race
Stole. They stole.
Human are fucking terrifying.
*yo bruh, they ain’t stopping*
Like a boss
It’s really funny how the production of these documentaries has cameras everywhere
Lioness: “Are you seeing this shit? Just three men, walking this way… they aren’t stopping.”
Move aside lions, the apex predator is coming.
https://preview.redd.it/15c0e546cgwf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f793864d462047587f8568f25d79d4d94ce59779
The tax collectors of nature.
That’s the Government Tax
“What if the lions fight back?”
“Then we eat lion for dinner”
Imagine some animal that literally one taps you from range out of nowhere or bleeds you with ranged projectiles. If you try to run they hunt you down relebtlessly. And they hunt in packs. That’s basically humans in a nutshell. Ranged OP melee buffs when?
I don’t know man. If these guys got the right tools they can kill and get even more fresh meat.