So I just found out, the US Bases in Poland had similar signs in their showers.
Longjumping_Tea9621 on
This rubs me the wrong way
icepip on
Anyone is free to wash their dongs with as much impetus as they want
Prestigious-Car-4877 on
Wow. Classic. I saw that about a million years ago posted in the residence bathrooms at university. It is a joke.
This is impossible, whack your tallywhacker as it was meant to be whacked. Whack for peace.
Jinglefruit on
So if we have problems masturbating in our rooms we should see the warden about it? That guy def needs to be paid more.
Ok-Independence103 on
And tequila gives you bad decisions
gomaith10 on
From the ‘…Bates Motel’.
NTufnel11 on
For what it’s worth thousands of rupees is tens of dollars. They’re making this a spectacle over like 100 dollars in maintenance. Probably the owner himself having to scoop out apparently gallons of semen getting stuck in their drains
Hanyabull on
To be fair, semen doesn’t really disintegrate in water. As someone who is familiar with sewer lines in large buildings, semen sticking to things like hair can easily clog drains, especially if you got 1000 guys doing every day.
Gd those must be the nastiest pipes ever.
Sphinx_1899 on
Olga
Beneficial_Test_5917 on
Well, you can’t say posted rules of conduct in India aren’t clear.
Low_Dragonfruit8779 on
Oh but females please go full steam ahead with rubbing and squirting, yeah?
relevant-radical665 on
Naw I’m going to see my warden about it. See if I can get special permission. Won’t be awkward at all
relevant-radical665 on
This happened at one of my college dorms
Decapod73 on
I saw this in the dorms in 2001… showed my dad, he’d seen it in his dorms (in a different state) in the 70s. It’s an OLD joke.
Tower21 on
Are you gonna stop me? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
56_is_the_new_35 on
So they have to clean their pipes every time I clean my pipes?
MikeDubbz on
No matter how sure I was in the right; i would be so ashamed and embarrassed to receive this notice.
Belem19 on
This is early early Internet BS. Man, I’m old…
Fokewe on
There’s 1.4 Billion people. Maybe a few rupees is ok.
tkcom on
The forbidden Mythbusters episode.
314314314 on
Getting caught? Such a Roorkee mistake.
M1ck3yB1u on
Talk to the warden if you have a problem.
What is he gonna do? Swallow it?
teeejer on
1000 Rupees = 11 USD
V382-Car on
And why does it cost thousands? Are they worried a ninja turtle is going to spawn?
Escudo777 on
As a premiere engineering institute in India,IITs must join together to solve this hard problem.
triadwarfare on
If this was christian, they won’t even give him an option to dp it in his own room.
Sarcastic_Sanchez on
This is just another version of “masturbating makes you go blind,” or “masturbating gives you hairy palms.”
KikisGamingService on
“thousands of rupees” translates to basically tens of dollars.
awhitedoveisapigeon on
Please maturate in your own code.
ItsyoboyAjax on
Okay okay, I will masterbate in my room i promise. No need to shout
Darker_Tzitzimine on
How much is a reasonable amount of semen
protomenace on
This is a classic prank that gets posted everywhere in basically every country.
taylaj on
I love that this is international. I saw it posted here on Reddit back in 2013 from another college and made one to post in the dorms at BYU Idaho. The administration, and many other students, did not find it as funny as I did.
sanhpatel on
So is peeing
You_arent_worthy on
Damn I just read how they found out people were masturbating in the showers.
You see, they put your mom down there and she knows the difference in the types of showers.
Redditowork on
Jizz Louizz!
Gold_Yam5828 on
This joke is older than I am, apparently it’s been circulating since the dark ages of dorm life. I guess some things never change, including our sense of humor about certain topics.
adaminjapan on
Well fuck me, now I can’t fuck my self wherever I want?
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Haha original prank so funny.
Malarkey
So I just found out, the US Bases in Poland had similar signs in their showers.
This rubs me the wrong way
Anyone is free to wash their dongs with as much impetus as they want
Wow. Classic. I saw that about a million years ago posted in the residence bathrooms at university. It is a joke.
This is impossible, whack your tallywhacker as it was meant to be whacked. Whack for peace.
So if we have problems masturbating in our rooms we should see the warden about it? That guy def needs to be paid more.
And tequila gives you bad decisions
From the ‘…Bates Motel’.
For what it’s worth thousands of rupees is tens of dollars. They’re making this a spectacle over like 100 dollars in maintenance. Probably the owner himself having to scoop out apparently gallons of semen getting stuck in their drains
To be fair, semen doesn’t really disintegrate in water. As someone who is familiar with sewer lines in large buildings, semen sticking to things like hair can easily clog drains, especially if you got 1000 guys doing every day.
Gd those must be the nastiest pipes ever.
Olga
Well, you can’t say posted rules of conduct in India aren’t clear.
Oh but females please go full steam ahead with rubbing and squirting, yeah?
Naw I’m going to see my warden about it. See if I can get special permission. Won’t be awkward at all
This happened at one of my college dorms
I saw this in the dorms in 2001… showed my dad, he’d seen it in his dorms (in a different state) in the 70s. It’s an OLD joke.
Are you gonna stop me? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
So they have to clean their pipes every time I clean my pipes?
No matter how sure I was in the right; i would be so ashamed and embarrassed to receive this notice.
This is early early Internet BS. Man, I’m old…
There’s 1.4 Billion people. Maybe a few rupees is ok.
The forbidden Mythbusters episode.
Getting caught? Such a Roorkee mistake.
Talk to the warden if you have a problem.
What is he gonna do? Swallow it?
1000 Rupees = 11 USD
And why does it cost thousands? Are they worried a ninja turtle is going to spawn?
As a premiere engineering institute in India,IITs must join together to solve this hard problem.
If this was christian, they won’t even give him an option to dp it in his own room.
This is just another version of “masturbating makes you go blind,” or “masturbating gives you hairy palms.”
“thousands of rupees” translates to basically tens of dollars.
Please maturate in your own code.
Okay okay, I will masterbate in my room i promise. No need to shout
How much is a reasonable amount of semen
This is a classic prank that gets posted everywhere in basically every country.
I love that this is international. I saw it posted here on Reddit back in 2013 from another college and made one to post in the dorms at BYU Idaho. The administration, and many other students, did not find it as funny as I did.
So is peeing
Damn I just read how they found out people were masturbating in the showers.
You see, they put your mom down there and she knows the difference in the types of showers.
Jizz Louizz!
This joke is older than I am, apparently it’s been circulating since the dark ages of dorm life. I guess some things never change, including our sense of humor about certain topics.
Well fuck me, now I can’t fuck my self wherever I want?