I know we aren’t supposed to talk about it but I’m getting $50/post. You?
brownsfan760 on
Dude, get in line. I’m still owed from my last 3 tours in the war against Christmas.
MaggieBarnes on
I spent weeks helping update and edit the gay agenda and haven’t seen my checks.
NegScenePts on
Hey, we ‘No Kings’ here in Canada too, in solidarity. You guys are getting paid? We’ve just been doing it for the potential violence!
True-Mirror-5758 on
1-800-HR-PUFF-N-STUFF
(Boomer ref.)
WhenMagicHappens on
More written jokes pls
Filmexec21 on
Yes, ANTIFA’s support line is 1-800-FU-TRUMP
infctr on
Every accusation is an admission.
chi_guy8 on
Been saying this for a long time. Someone point me to where they hand out the checks. I’ll gladly accept one to do what I’ve been doing for free all these years. Nobody can ever seem to figure out how to acquire any of these billions of dollars going to millions of people though.
Unfortunately, due to the arrest of Anita’s girlfriend, you can no longer file these claims online. You have to go straight to your local chapter’s office to do so. Remember to let your blue hair fly wildly in the wind as you get down on your hands and knees to scream and cry hate towards the orange shit gibbon. Only pure TDS allows the office to appear. Good luck!
DerpyDoodleDude on
I got some candy, but I was aware that these were volunteer opportunities to tell tRump that he could go eat $hit and F off !
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I know we aren’t supposed to talk about it but I’m getting $50/post. You?
Dude, get in line. I’m still owed from my last 3 tours in the war against Christmas.
I spent weeks helping update and edit the gay agenda and haven’t seen my checks.
Hey, we ‘No Kings’ here in Canada too, in solidarity. You guys are getting paid? We’ve just been doing it for the potential violence!
1-800-HR-PUFF-N-STUFF
(Boomer ref.)
More written jokes pls
Yes, ANTIFA’s support line is 1-800-FU-TRUMP
Every accusation is an admission.
Been saying this for a long time. Someone point me to where they hand out the checks. I’ll gladly accept one to do what I’ve been doing for free all these years. Nobody can ever seem to figure out how to acquire any of these billions of dollars going to millions of people though.
https://preview.redd.it/57tgkklhkbwf1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c781872727794e0664fc7d308cb1f92d73fb365
Unfortunately, due to the arrest of Anita’s girlfriend, you can no longer file these claims online. You have to go straight to your local chapter’s office to do so. Remember to let your blue hair fly wildly in the wind as you get down on your hands and knees to scream and cry hate towards the orange shit gibbon. Only pure TDS allows the office to appear. Good luck!
I got some candy, but I was aware that these were volunteer opportunities to tell tRump that he could go eat $hit and F off !