“…and here’s our new director of the ATF, Mr. Spuds MacKenzie!”

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    1. Reporter 1: There’s an ongoing measles problem in this country. How does the CDC plan on addressing that?

      >Joe Camel: Everyday is Hump Day.

      Reporter 2: How does this administration plan on reducing infant mortality in African-Americans.

      >Joe Camel: Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

      Reporter 1: Back to the measles. There’s reports that there’s a pocket in South Carolina, a Red state. Don’t you care about Republican voters?

      >Joe Camel: Your mom doesn’t care about Republican voters.

    2. Lol, Spuds Mackenzie as ATF director? Guess every briefing will start with a paw-licy review. 🐶🍺

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