Have they questioned Steve or Alex from Minecraft about the missing grass blocks?
CanadianFerd on
I’d call it mildly infuriating. This is YOUR tax money that will go into fixing it. Stealing things paid by the public is incredibly stupid imho
TelecasterDisaster on
Don’t be a grass.
Braves_G on
Someone is trying to “One piece at a time” their way to having a lawn
kaito1000 on
Someone is a total arsehole
phallic-baldwin on
Tell ’em to sod off mate
(Note: am from Missouri 😉)
SaveOurBolts on
What a grasshole
horseradish13332238 on
A turf war is brewing
HarryHood146 on

goatrider on
Is nothing sacred?
DasArtmab on
I know it’s Pete, but I need more dirt on him
yellowspaces on
Sorry man, I ran out of grass blocks.
chromaaadon on
This is why we can’t have anything nice
antman441 on
Didn’t know this was a thing
SomeDudeInGermany on
“I got it one piece at a time
and it didn’t cost me a dime” – J. Cash, 1976
sloomdonkey on
This person must have a park bench in their living room
Aakburns on
I saw a movie about this once. I believe it was called, Fun with Dick and Jane. Great documentary. /s
25StarGeneralZap on
Has anyone been by Dick Harper’s house to see what his lawn looks like?
jschmeau on
I wonder how much dog poop they took with it.
ThatChrisGuy7 on
Indicted!
watchAmike on

-White_Noise- on
mildly infuriating if you’re in charge of maintaining the park
OhNoAreUokay on
Are you sure it’s not someone in your council trying to do legitimate work? I’m not from your area so idk
Minute_University_98 on
Police statement from earlier
“Detectives have some turf choices to make, Sadly some of the evidence is soiled.
Stolen items are camouflaged so maybe turf to spot.
A forlawn attempt to seek witnesses has proved fruitless. A clear motive remowns to be seen.
DeCryingShame on
At least that will grow back. In our area, someone is lighting playgrounds on fire. 😭
turd_sculptor on
Pilfered by the patch.
guacasloth64 on
Looks like a lot of the nearby grass is dead/dried out, maybe the turf is being removed to be replaced later by the city? Idk if that makes sense but it seems more likely than someone stealing turf in such a haphazard pattern.
wht-rbbt on
Serial Turfer
Legsofwood on
looks to me someone is slowly making a hash driveway
FoxFireEmpress on
Yard Sale?
thsabalala1 on
Dinkleberg….
yARIC009 on
When I was young we used to have a metal swing set with a metal slide out back. When we were out shopping one day the swing set got hit by lightning and blew all the grass up onto the roof. My mom called my dad and told him someone was stealing our grass, haha. It also blew up most the electronics in the house too and blew little holes in all our copper pipes.
Sunderland6969 on
Is there caravans nearby by any chance?
Metasynaptic on
Happens a lot. In my council, a local woman was removing flowers from people’s gardens and selling them in bunches. Whole town was furious with her, but police wouldn’t do anything. Until…
One day she decided to steal roses from the front of a council building. One with cameras.
Old_Dependent4678 on
Hilarious?
AgainstForgetting on
That’s gotta be lucrative. When I go on the dark web and buy stolen turf, it’s like…uhh….
39 Comments
Guess they needed it more
Turf War.
was his name steve?
Have they questioned Steve or Alex from Minecraft about the missing grass blocks?
I’d call it mildly infuriating. This is YOUR tax money that will go into fixing it. Stealing things paid by the public is incredibly stupid imho
Don’t be a grass.
Someone is trying to “One piece at a time” their way to having a lawn
Someone is a total arsehole
Tell ’em to sod off mate
(Note: am from Missouri 😉)
What a grasshole
A turf war is brewing

Is nothing sacred?
I know it’s Pete, but I need more dirt on him
Sorry man, I ran out of grass blocks.
This is why we can’t have anything nice
Didn’t know this was a thing
“I got it one piece at a time
and it didn’t cost me a dime” – J. Cash, 1976
This person must have a park bench in their living room
I saw a movie about this once. I believe it was called, Fun with Dick and Jane. Great documentary. /s
Has anyone been by Dick Harper’s house to see what his lawn looks like?
I wonder how much dog poop they took with it.
Indicted!

mildly infuriating if you’re in charge of maintaining the park
Are you sure it’s not someone in your council trying to do legitimate work? I’m not from your area so idk
Police statement from earlier
“Detectives have some turf choices to make, Sadly some of the evidence is soiled.
Stolen items are camouflaged so maybe turf to spot.
A forlawn attempt to seek witnesses has proved fruitless. A clear motive remowns to be seen.
At least that will grow back. In our area, someone is lighting playgrounds on fire. 😭
Pilfered by the patch.
Looks like a lot of the nearby grass is dead/dried out, maybe the turf is being removed to be replaced later by the city? Idk if that makes sense but it seems more likely than someone stealing turf in such a haphazard pattern.
Serial Turfer
looks to me someone is slowly making a hash driveway
Yard Sale?
Dinkleberg….
When I was young we used to have a metal swing set with a metal slide out back. When we were out shopping one day the swing set got hit by lightning and blew all the grass up onto the roof. My mom called my dad and told him someone was stealing our grass, haha. It also blew up most the electronics in the house too and blew little holes in all our copper pipes.
Is there caravans nearby by any chance?
Happens a lot. In my council, a local woman was removing flowers from people’s gardens and selling them in bunches. Whole town was furious with her, but police wouldn’t do anything. Until…
One day she decided to steal roses from the front of a council building. One with cameras.
Hilarious?
That’s gotta be lucrative. When I go on the dark web and buy stolen turf, it’s like…uhh….