But but my shit smells like roses, this is totally unfair!
Humble_Ad9815 on
Fart spray
yesoye on
Imagine telling your family you’re the senior smell inspector at work
fldsmdfrv2 on
What a crappy job the manager has to do….
Confident-Glass-5840 on
Someone might have a different emergency that’s so not fair. 😭
luolapeikko on
While I can understand that workers spending 20-40 mins in a toilet would be problematic for a workplace they should rather focus to why they are doing it rather than being forceful like this. Little breaks have been proven to increase work productivity overal as well so allowing your employees to play a round of pool, stretch, or do something else once in a while might be a good thing at an office.
whileimstillhere on
i was born into the dumbest time in history
JAlba87 on
Buy artificial liquid spray 💩, they will not question you why you’re over 15min ever again.
Xalibu2 on
*Brings fart spray to work. Has to have different conversation with HR.*
rip1980 on
Loophole: There is no bath, so it’s not a bathroom.
Redshirt_80 on
I would change my diet and proceed to bomb the ever-living-fuck out of that bathroom daily until the manager quit and/or the policy was rescinded.
ToronadoBubby on
I would eat the worst fucking food that gave me rank squirts and i would make that freak smell that every day until it stopped.
w1n5t0nM1k3y on
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
Sweaty-taxman on
My last day, I’d definitely eat a ton of stuff that would make my poop smell the WORST & then go hang out in there for 20+ minutes just so the mgr would be forced to smell it.
akolozvary on
Fart spray cans sales have gone up today
Fredotorreto on
“No chillin in the bathroom on the clock you lazy scoundrels!” – management probably
hereforthecray on
I pray this isn’t true for any job, anywhere.
hrmarsehole on
Can’t think of a better use of fart spray.
RenesisPowered on
My company actually needs this. There’s 1 bathroom and the same 3 people are always in it. They each spend at least 2 hours a day in there. I’ve had to drive to the gas station down the street to use the bathroom before, lol. I got nothing against replying to a couple of texts and using the bathroom for 20 minutes, but 2 solid hours is insane.
85morrell on
Sorry I can’t attend that meeting, I need to go smell Susan’s dump, hope she didn’t have vindaloo again last night.
donmreddit on
If I were a manager, I’d want hazard pay.
IswearImnotabotswear on
Love a good repost.
I lied.
Myaccoubtdisappeared on
Low effort rage bait. Easy to just print off a fake management notice and post it online for clout.
irishemperor on
I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stank, but. Lean a little bit closer, see. Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh….
Calbinan on
At least these dogshit managers are giving themselves exactly what they deserve.
dunedog on
Sounds like an employer mandated no-wipe rule.
eljefe0000 on
Bring a can of fart spray stay there for hours.
StretchyMcnuts on
There goes the courtesy flush
fionnuisce on
I was team shit inspector on rugby tour so I would like to offer myself for the role – bringing previous experience in grading shits for their volume, general dimensions, consistency, smell and colour. Another service which can be offered would be ‘Judge’s Weekly Choice’ – a outstanding poo of the week which gives bragging rights and automatic entry into a prestigious annual ‘Golden Shit’ awards.
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Managers have shitty jobs too.
But but my shit smells like roses, this is totally unfair!
Fart spray
Imagine telling your family you’re the senior smell inspector at work
What a crappy job the manager has to do….
Someone might have a different emergency that’s so not fair. 😭
While I can understand that workers spending 20-40 mins in a toilet would be problematic for a workplace they should rather focus to why they are doing it rather than being forceful like this. Little breaks have been proven to increase work productivity overal as well so allowing your employees to play a round of pool, stretch, or do something else once in a while might be a good thing at an office.
i was born into the dumbest time in history
Buy artificial liquid spray 💩, they will not question you why you’re over 15min ever again.
*Brings fart spray to work. Has to have different conversation with HR.*
Loophole: There is no bath, so it’s not a bathroom.
I would change my diet and proceed to bomb the ever-living-fuck out of that bathroom daily until the manager quit and/or the policy was rescinded.
I would eat the worst fucking food that gave me rank squirts and i would make that freak smell that every day until it stopped.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
My last day, I’d definitely eat a ton of stuff that would make my poop smell the WORST & then go hang out in there for 20+ minutes just so the mgr would be forced to smell it.
Fart spray cans sales have gone up today
“No chillin in the bathroom on the clock you lazy scoundrels!” – management probably
I pray this isn’t true for any job, anywhere.
Can’t think of a better use of fart spray.
My company actually needs this. There’s 1 bathroom and the same 3 people are always in it. They each spend at least 2 hours a day in there. I’ve had to drive to the gas station down the street to use the bathroom before, lol. I got nothing against replying to a couple of texts and using the bathroom for 20 minutes, but 2 solid hours is insane.
Sorry I can’t attend that meeting, I need to go smell Susan’s dump, hope she didn’t have vindaloo again last night.
If I were a manager, I’d want hazard pay.
Love a good repost.
I lied.
Low effort rage bait. Easy to just print off a fake management notice and post it online for clout.
I know you’d like to think your shit don’t stank, but. Lean a little bit closer, see. Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh….
At least these dogshit managers are giving themselves exactly what they deserve.
Sounds like an employer mandated no-wipe rule.
Bring a can of fart spray stay there for hours.
There goes the courtesy flush
I was team shit inspector on rugby tour so I would like to offer myself for the role – bringing previous experience in grading shits for their volume, general dimensions, consistency, smell and colour. Another service which can be offered would be ‘Judge’s Weekly Choice’ – a outstanding poo of the week which gives bragging rights and automatic entry into a prestigious annual ‘Golden Shit’ awards.