There’s a horse loose in my neighborhood

    by Penrod_Pooch

    41 Comments

    1. They spook and can kick you to death keep pets and kids away till people show up to help.

    2. I lived where this kind of thing happened not ALL the time, but often enough. This and cows. I remember walking out as a 5 years old and then telling mom there was a horse in the yard.

      We’d call the neighbors, and one of them would swing by to pick them up.

    3. OP did someone finish their redemption arc nearby? Listen to see if there are choir singers too

    4. WigglesworthTheClown on

      Mount it until it stops kicking you off. Hopefully you’ve got a saddle with you or at least a lead to tie it to a fence until you get a saddle.

    5. Once, when I was a kid, there was a tiger loose in my neighborhood. In suburban NJ. 

    6. There was one in Germany that roamed the streets and everyone knew him/her to the point the horse became a celebrity.

    7. TheComplimentarian on

      Best practice not to approach a strange horse…Not much different from a strange dog in context. They look nice, but they may actually be an asshole.

      Calling animal control isn’t the worst idea; they probably won’t show up, but they’ll call the local horse owners, and *that* guy will show up.

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