He probly aint gonna get nailed to it either, whats ya point lol
Perle1234 on
And nor was Jesus a bald white biker dude walking around in the projects or smth lol
crazytib on
That’s not a cross, that’s a unicycle
_zarkon_ on
What you’ve never heard Jesus take the wheel before?
aleqqqs on
They see him rollin’ …
Indocede on
These performative Christians love a good handicap for the “burden” they choose to bear.
See, they are TRUE Christians because they are so DEVOTED and willing to go above and beyond, exactly like Jesus, but in like…
An easy way. Because it would be too hard to be THAT committed to the trial and tribulation of the act they ennoble themselves with.
TippsAttack on
But they were dragged. To respect property that isn’t theirs, this is the best solution
LonnieJaw748 on
He’s depicting Modified Duty Jesus
GA-rock on
This ritual is taken seriously in Panama. They drag a cross from ocean to ocean. Though I’m not sure if one person does it or if they walk segments.
ArnoldFarquar on
I guess this guy is a better carpenter.
mtcabeza2 on
what is the point of this guy with the cross? does he think he is jesus? this obsession with the cross misses the point imo.
meckaforce1 on
It’s not even that big of a cross. That’s what makes it so damn funny, it’s way smaller than it should be to support a human on it, AND they stuck a little wheel on it. They literally can’t do it.
mst3kzz on
But it’s like…really heavy, okay?!
ChewyD1_8 on
Totally rational behavior. Very reasonable indeed.
Worldly-Time-3201 on
Records from that time are sketchy at best.
FunctionBuilt on
Stolen valor
WarEternal_ on
I don’t know why you are all laughing. The bible clearly says in Mark 15 verse 21 that the cross had a wheel:
“A certain man from Cyrene, Simon, the father of Alexander and Rufus, was passing by on his way in from the country, and they forced him to carry the cross. For his comfort they attached a wheel to the bottom of the cross. They brought Jesus to the place called Golgotha (which means “the place of the skull”). Then they offered him hamburgers and fries mixed with myrrh, but he did not take it. And they crucified him. Dividing up his clothes, his motorcycle, and his collection of rare Pokémon cards, they cast lots to see what each would get.”
KagakuNinja on
What is with the Christian biker jackets?
TheElderScrollsLore on
Puts a whole meaning to Jesus taking the wheel.
theBigDaddio on
Jesus was also supposedly being whipped
Unionrunner on
The Bible is fiction
Strict-Aspect5910 on
Jesus suffered for our sins; no one said carl had too…
Largicharg on
To be fair, a wheel like that wouldn’t help in the desert sand.
Jusstryn on
It’s all performative. They’re so embarrassing lol
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Simon of Cyrene often gets mistranslated to wheel
He probly aint gonna get nailed to it either, whats ya point lol
And nor was Jesus a bald white biker dude walking around in the projects or smth lol
That’s not a cross, that’s a unicycle
What you’ve never heard Jesus take the wheel before?
They see him rollin’ …
These performative Christians love a good handicap for the “burden” they choose to bear.
See, they are TRUE Christians because they are so DEVOTED and willing to go above and beyond, exactly like Jesus, but in like…
An easy way. Because it would be too hard to be THAT committed to the trial and tribulation of the act they ennoble themselves with.
But they were dragged. To respect property that isn’t theirs, this is the best solution
He’s depicting Modified Duty Jesus
This ritual is taken seriously in Panama. They drag a cross from ocean to ocean. Though I’m not sure if one person does it or if they walk segments.
I guess this guy is a better carpenter.
what is the point of this guy with the cross? does he think he is jesus? this obsession with the cross misses the point imo.
It’s not even that big of a cross. That’s what makes it so damn funny, it’s way smaller than it should be to support a human on it, AND they stuck a little wheel on it. They literally can’t do it.
But it’s like…really heavy, okay?!
Totally rational behavior. Very reasonable indeed.
Records from that time are sketchy at best.
Stolen valor
I don’t know why you are all laughing. The bible clearly says in Mark 15 verse 21 that the cross had a wheel:
“A certain man from Cyrene, Simon, the father of Alexander and Rufus, was passing by on his way in from the country, and they forced him to carry the cross. For his comfort they attached a wheel to the bottom of the cross. They brought Jesus to the place called Golgotha (which means “the place of the skull”). Then they offered him hamburgers and fries mixed with myrrh, but he did not take it. And they crucified him. Dividing up his clothes, his motorcycle, and his collection of rare Pokémon cards, they cast lots to see what each would get.”
What is with the Christian biker jackets?
Puts a whole meaning to Jesus taking the wheel.
Jesus was also supposedly being whipped
The Bible is fiction
Jesus suffered for our sins; no one said carl had too…
To be fair, a wheel like that wouldn’t help in the desert sand.
It’s all performative. They’re so embarrassing lol
Crucify smarter, not harder
You can just feel the passion! /s