All the ginger ale in the world is not gonna help, sis. Either go to the clinic or go to that clinic.
VelvetHalo44 on
Out of respect for future generations, I’ve stopped trying to get women pregnant until I get out of the country….
This ain’t the time. Hit the clinic, Sis.
SmokePenisEveryday on
Have a couple beers and that faint line won’t be there anymore

nfsw_rosiee on
This is exactly how dudes cope when panic hits.
Emotional_Signal7883 on
Pennyroyal
zephyrseija2 on
Parsley tea might tho.
FistPunch_Vol_7 on
Love my nephew but I had to tell my friends they some crazy mfs having a baby this day in age lmfao. My girl and I 100% do not want kids so we will make sure to be the fun aunt and uncle and help be there.
Cola_Gummi on
Abort.
QuestionSign on
Having kids in this era? Absolutely diabolical
mistyrootsvintage on
Getting pregnant right now is child abuse.
Father_Wolfgang on
Since when does gas make a pregnancy test indicate positive and what kind of gas would that be?
MelatoninFiend on
What kind of reaction is “fun’s over”?
For fuck’s sake, go to the clinic. If you’re disappointed with your life before the kid’s even born, you are going to project all kinds of undeserved mental bullshit into that child faster than you can say “therapy bills”.
silkysongy on
I know that at least with drug tests a faint line is negative. I wouldn’t take chances with a pregnancy test though.
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That gas is the baby fartin’
a lil tums’ll fix that right up, good as new
All the ginger ale in the world is not gonna help, sis. Either go to the clinic or go to that clinic.
Out of respect for future generations, I’ve stopped trying to get women pregnant until I get out of the country….
This ain’t the time. Hit the clinic, Sis.
Have a couple beers and that faint line won’t be there anymore

This is exactly how dudes cope when panic hits.
Pennyroyal
Parsley tea might tho.
Love my nephew but I had to tell my friends they some crazy mfs having a baby this day in age lmfao. My girl and I 100% do not want kids so we will make sure to be the fun aunt and uncle and help be there.
Abort.
Having kids in this era? Absolutely diabolical
Getting pregnant right now is child abuse.
Since when does gas make a pregnancy test indicate positive and what kind of gas would that be?
What kind of reaction is “fun’s over”?
For fuck’s sake, go to the clinic. If you’re disappointed with your life before the kid’s even born, you are going to project all kinds of undeserved mental bullshit into that child faster than you can say “therapy bills”.
I know that at least with drug tests a faint line is negative. I wouldn’t take chances with a pregnancy test though.