Bruce Campbell (90s) – swallow this

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    1. “Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart… You got that?”

      Classic.

    2. His aging Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep was one of the best portrayals and yet largely overlooked..

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