My god, the post this screenshot is from is directly under this post in my feed. Usually, my curiosity would have gotten the better of me but not today!!
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some guys are beyond saving
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Talking about leaving the candy and taking the wrapper…
jarek12e4 on
He just loves her popcycle
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Terrible day to have eyes
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Motherfu—
I haven’t even had my coffee yet!
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I worked as a DJ at a strip club, We had a glass coffee table upstairs and one bouncer who would pay the girls REALLY well to Shit or Piss on the coffee table while he laid under it and watched, bonus money if they were ragging.
Nothing but nothing surprises me about strip clubs.
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My day is ruined
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I’m killing myself
dark_knight920 on
Okay, that’s it. That’s enough internet for me today
GIBBEEEHHH on
Am I the only one that’s more shocked by the statement that they used to go to a strip club with their boss???
jakethejewler22 on
Yea I read that last night and realized sometimes its better not to be able to read
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When I was a cop, we had a case where a guy claimed two prostitutes robbed him. Ultimately, it turned out to be a dispute over payment and there wasn’t a case to be made. During the interview of the ladies, they were asked if the guy that hired them was a regular customer and if he had any odd habits. The one woman said, “No, but he does save all of his cum.” Inquiring further, she related that the guy always pulled out and came into a mason jar which he stored in his fridge. Neither woman knew what the guy did with the stuff.
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Sounds like the beginning of a vampire movie
My day has been ruined 🤢🤮🤮🤮
That’s not a holup, thats just really weird and disturbing by most standards. Also mark your post NSFW because you did screenshot a NSFW tagged post.
Who the fuck posts this in the morning
Cartman in the 1st South Park movie: “Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!”
Some call him The Tampire.
Lestat watching his stories with a popsicle
What a terrible day to be literate
Fucking NSFW this. What the fuck?
Edit: sorry…that’s just really damn nasty, lol
Modern Vampire haha!
[what a lovely…](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmBQk0_cqSEY5DjnWtXtx4AoC2i8FEBLQwV2zyW1VNgVcA_45v-S2o8AwG&s=10)
what a terrible day to have reading ability
My god, the post this screenshot is from is directly under this post in my feed. Usually, my curiosity would have gotten the better of me but not today!!
some guys are beyond saving
Talking about leaving the candy and taking the wrapper…
He just loves her popcycle
Terrible day to have eyes
Motherfu—
I haven’t even had my coffee yet!
I worked as a DJ at a strip club, We had a glass coffee table upstairs and one bouncer who would pay the girls REALLY well to Shit or Piss on the coffee table while he laid under it and watched, bonus money if they were ragging.
Nothing but nothing surprises me about strip clubs.
My day is ruined
I’m killing myself
Okay, that’s it. That’s enough internet for me today
Am I the only one that’s more shocked by the statement that they used to go to a strip club with their boss???
Yea I read that last night and realized sometimes its better not to be able to read
When I was a cop, we had a case where a guy claimed two prostitutes robbed him. Ultimately, it turned out to be a dispute over payment and there wasn’t a case to be made. During the interview of the ladies, they were asked if the guy that hired them was a regular customer and if he had any odd habits. The one woman said, “No, but he does save all of his cum.” Inquiring further, she related that the guy always pulled out and came into a mason jar which he stored in his fridge. Neither woman knew what the guy did with the stuff.
Who tf starts a conversation like that…
I’ll never eat a cherry popsicle again.
I froze mid poop at this