The Math Ainโ€™t Mathing ๐Ÿ’€

    by Rich-Guarantee7688

    17 Comments

    1. All you need is to order something really expensive and made them regret their decision.

    2. TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 on

      I’d unfriend immediately, no questions asked.

      People who take advantage of friends this way don’t deserve any.

    3. Flat-Village-5134 on

      Every friend group has that one person who treats โ€œsplit evenlyโ€ like a personality trait.

    4. This is why I love the Dutch split. You pay for what you eat, and if you share an item you split that item’s price.

    5. My brother does this but he says letโ€™s split it evenly before he orders a crap ton of expensive food ..

    6. Every friend group has that one person who turns dinner into a group math exam with emotional consequences

    7. BoredOfReposts on

      Former friend invites me to dinner along with his gf. We say lets split the bill. Sure, wcgw?

      Bill comes, they want to pay half. Im like, no you ordered 2/3 of this stuff. What do you think splitting means? If it was a double date, sure, ill pay for my date you pay for yours. Im sure they thought i was being a cheapskate though.

    8. I see this subject pop up all the time and I have to wonder if it’s all just bullshit.

      I’m in my 40s, I have decades of experience going out to eat with friends, family, and co-workers, and not once has anyone every suggested splitting the bill evenly.

      What are you all talking about?

    9. YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO on

      We always just pay for ourselves. I pay from what I get, they pay for what they get, unless previously agreed upon something else being done. Like recently I paid for the whole meal as a celebration.

    10. Commercial-Whole7382 on

      Thatโ€™s my sisters move, but instead of asking she just always says she forgot her money so I can pay for it and sheโ€™ll give me half later.

    11. Amature_Pirate on

      Then just say that. โ€œIโ€™m not interested in splitting the bill evenly when we did not order approximately even things.โ€

      Communication helps!

    12. I just make sure to order more than them if I know their the type to take advantage of splitting the check.

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