Trump’s Epstein excuse is going to be that they started puberty.

    by justalazygamer

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    1. Good thing all these geriatric high sperm alpha males are eager to fix this country’s fertility problem. Boomers keep booming.

    2. Gotta swim in toxic water, do some heroine, and eat bear meat. THATS how you get your 65 year old man sperm.

      /s? I think I don’t even know at this point

    3. esoterica52611 on

      Our parents aren’t having children? That makes more sense than most of the shit out of his mouth.

    4. I’m not entirely sure how accurate the sperm and testosterone comment is but I do know that females generally start puberty earlier because of better nutrition compared to many decades ago.

    5. Who the fuck is testing teenage boys sperm counts?

      So he’s saying girls start puberty at 5?

      Why do people accept this as not just truth but gods truth?

    6. Oh I know the cause of this one….lets see, no protections for our food production or its nutrition content, no strict safety guidelines for “miracle scam supplements”, draining the middle class of all its wealth, destroying healthcare, unions, high paying jobs and our dignity, making having children to raise in America so god damn scary and expensive that it’s just easier not to have them, also destroying the environment so the 2% and their corporations can pollute unabated….the answer is Republicans! The greedy amoral syphilis of humanity.

    7. Isn’t the early puberty thing actually kind of true? Like more and more girls are hitting puberty at younger ages. Don’t exactly know the causes or ramifications of it though.

    8. RandomThrowawayID on

      Even Dr. Oz (background) is sane enough to want no part of this craziness. He is clearly tuned out and visiting his mental happy place.

    9. “Our parents aren’t having children…”

      Well, your parents did have children you absolute moron of a person. And here we all are. 🥴🫩

    10. How are they parents if they aren’t having kids? Also girls are getting too much estrogen and boys are getting less testosterone?

    11. HereForTheComments57 on

      To me this sounds like laying the groundwork for when the Epstein files are released and they are basically confirming the girls seen with trump are 6 years before puberty

    12. Doesn’t the precocious puberty treatment involve the puberty blockers that the right bemoan are the evils of trans kids brainwashing or whatever?

    13. “Our parents aren’t having children”. RFK your dad passed in the 1960s, that might have something to do with it…

    14. I am extremely glad my parents aren’t having children. 

      I am even happier that his are not, because holy shit 

    15. WhataburgerLiberal on

      Who in the hell is doing sperm counts and testosterone bloodwork on children? Everything that comes out of their mouths is creepy as fuck. No, this isn’t happening and why in the hell would your brain even think these things, much less allow your mouth to say them.

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