When your soul leaves your body but your legs keep clocking in.
Gp110 on
Zero people will notice this
Club-Red on
why would you buy two pairs of shoes that are almost identical?
ThisFatGirlRuns on
At least they are the same colour!
DrunkenNinja27 on
I’ve done that before. No one noticed surprising.
the_nowhere_road on
How sleepy do you have to be…?!
_iron_butterfly_ on
I think you should do it everyday until someone notices. I hung a skeleton toy off my dining room chandelier two years ago and nobody has noticed it.
PleaseEvolve on
Did the same one a trip with one brown and one black (rushed packing at 4a).
Anakin_Sandwalker on
Have something ready to give someone as a prize for being the first to notice. That way you can play it off as a social experiment that you were trying and not a mistake from being too sleepy.
Bonus: if no one notices, you can keep the prize.
HansZarkovLives on
I also get dressed in the mostly dark so my significant other can keep sleeping!
Grantagonist on
Why do you have two very similar pairs of shoes in your active rotation?
chriswello on
crazy office day 😜
InternationalBus8936 on
Been there.
KayArrZee on
Close ‘nuff
TippsAttack on
Both black. Mission accomplished.
OkAccount5344 on
Cole haan strikes again
Nice_Psychology_007 on
Basically, you just validated your taste in shoes. I wouldn’t notice.
APartyInMyPants on
Good news is zero people will notice.
ytsurRytsuR on
Actually looks good. How’s the ride comfort?
WaffleHouseGladiator on
People won’t notice your shoes, but they’ll notice you constantly looking at them, which will make them notice them. This is your notice not to notice so that other people don’t notice.
chadnorman on
“How often do you really look at a man’s shoes?” – Red
Key-Monk6159 on
Any day when you manage to leave with pants on should be considered a Win!
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same shoelaces though, no-one will notice
When your soul leaves your body but your legs keep clocking in.
Zero people will notice this
why would you buy two pairs of shoes that are almost identical?
At least they are the same colour!
I’ve done that before. No one noticed surprising.
How sleepy do you have to be…?!
I think you should do it everyday until someone notices. I hung a skeleton toy off my dining room chandelier two years ago and nobody has noticed it.
Did the same one a trip with one brown and one black (rushed packing at 4a).
Have something ready to give someone as a prize for being the first to notice. That way you can play it off as a social experiment that you were trying and not a mistake from being too sleepy.
Bonus: if no one notices, you can keep the prize.
I also get dressed in the mostly dark so my significant other can keep sleeping!
Why do you have two very similar pairs of shoes in your active rotation?
crazy office day 😜
Been there.
Close ‘nuff
Both black. Mission accomplished.
Cole haan strikes again
Basically, you just validated your taste in shoes. I wouldn’t notice.
Good news is zero people will notice.
Actually looks good. How’s the ride comfort?
People won’t notice your shoes, but they’ll notice you constantly looking at them, which will make them notice them. This is your notice not to notice so that other people don’t notice.
“How often do you really look at a man’s shoes?” – Red
Any day when you manage to leave with pants on should be considered a Win!
At least they are same color