My parents know less about me than I know about some of **yall**. Just outdated, half-remembered bs lol. They mean well but they were not of the “one of your lil friends” generation.
mcknight92 on
Wrong child most of the time
_AYYEEEE on
They knew everything about you because you would tell them everything
calebnf on
No use in trying to ‘update’ them. Shit just goes in one ear and out the other. Like, yes, sure, I still sleep in a racecar bed.
hibarihime on
My mom still does this shit to me and I’m in my 30s. Honestly I would rather for her to do this than know anything about me and my life now as the last few times I did she accused my husband of using me, without even and ounce of getting to know him, and starting telling it to other members of my family. She lost those privileges of getting to know me to where I keep her at way beyond an arms length with anything I tell her about my life.
ContentCourage4011 on
My mother used to know, until she used it against me. I miss seeing her as a friend and talking to her, but after she constantly broke my trust, I got tired of giving her other chances.
Suddenly people in my family who I didn’t speak to knew about my life. That hurt, and having her later throw something I told her in my face, looking for support, hurt, it was like being stabbed in the back.
I felt like Caesar saying “Et tu Brute?”, when i asked her about the gossip she made. She just told me that she forgot it was “a secret.”
TheCatDeedEet on
Here’s a Goosebump, son.
Kenan_as_SteveHarvey on
Being an only child with really involved parents means my parents did know everything about me up until I moved out.
After I moved out 11 years ago, I became a new person with my own beliefs, perspectives, ideas, etc, but they kept relating me back to who they knew when I lived with them.
The most annoying thing is when they try to take credit for my current decisions and successes because “they were good parents and they know me”, when really all of my choices were my own and had nothing to do with them.
Parents really just want validation that they did a good job
KayCif3R on
Like when my parents refused some wine on my behalf at a party, saying I don’t drink when I’d been abusing alcohol for a good 6 years at that point.
French_Taylor on
My dad tries to give me financial advice, despite us having a 150 credit score gap. All because I would “blow my allowance on video games and bikes 20 years ago.
shogun77777777 on
I poop when she touches me there
mace30 on
My dad loves telling stories about when I played football as a preteen. Like sure, I was really good as a 10 year old. But I’ve done so much more since then.
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My parents know less about me than I know about some of **yall**. Just outdated, half-remembered bs lol. They mean well but they were not of the “one of your lil friends” generation.
Wrong child most of the time
They knew everything about you because you would tell them everything
No use in trying to ‘update’ them. Shit just goes in one ear and out the other. Like, yes, sure, I still sleep in a racecar bed.
My mom still does this shit to me and I’m in my 30s. Honestly I would rather for her to do this than know anything about me and my life now as the last few times I did she accused my husband of using me, without even and ounce of getting to know him, and starting telling it to other members of my family. She lost those privileges of getting to know me to where I keep her at way beyond an arms length with anything I tell her about my life.
My mother used to know, until she used it against me. I miss seeing her as a friend and talking to her, but after she constantly broke my trust, I got tired of giving her other chances.
Suddenly people in my family who I didn’t speak to knew about my life. That hurt, and having her later throw something I told her in my face, looking for support, hurt, it was like being stabbed in the back.
I felt like Caesar saying “Et tu Brute?”, when i asked her about the gossip she made. She just told me that she forgot it was “a secret.”
Here’s a Goosebump, son.
Being an only child with really involved parents means my parents did know everything about me up until I moved out.
After I moved out 11 years ago, I became a new person with my own beliefs, perspectives, ideas, etc, but they kept relating me back to who they knew when I lived with them.
The most annoying thing is when they try to take credit for my current decisions and successes because “they were good parents and they know me”, when really all of my choices were my own and had nothing to do with them.
Parents really just want validation that they did a good job
Like when my parents refused some wine on my behalf at a party, saying I don’t drink when I’d been abusing alcohol for a good 6 years at that point.
My dad tries to give me financial advice, despite us having a 150 credit score gap. All because I would “blow my allowance on video games and bikes 20 years ago.
I poop when she touches me there
My dad loves telling stories about when I played football as a preteen. Like sure, I was really good as a 10 year old. But I’ve done so much more since then.