hAnonImusschroeder on October 15, 2025 6:19 am https://preview.redd.it/74ckrfglx7vf1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e20756daf9731a57dc7872366ecab6cb551cd39
Tommybahamas_leftnut on October 15, 2025 6:26 am He’s just resting because of his lumbago acting up again.
mrcatboy on October 15, 2025 6:28 am Imagine some small child going “Santa?” and not wanting to disappoint, the little spider weaves the kiddo something nice.
Spanarkonungur on October 15, 2025 6:33 am https://preview.redd.it/gfzjnldqz7vf1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=d93b44c0992e441800351ce3c97292ee6fc66af1 A typical Slavic brownie, a homekeeping echo of ancient pagan cults
PaleBlueCod on October 15, 2025 6:34 am Imagine being compared to the elderly of a species dozens of times older than you 😔
FaythKnight on October 15, 2025 6:39 am I think it’s trying to tell you it’s really a man. And it looks awfully afraid. Maybe a wizard/witch turned him into a spider.
Sawelly_Ognew on October 15, 2025 6:42 am https://preview.redd.it/xjbgdmwo18vf1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986b63c59d3536ff0164402b5dd33cc60281c7ea
TheDepressionIsGreat on October 15, 2025 6:43 am  Welcommmmmmme to the Himalayas!
Grirar on October 15, 2025 6:50 am https://preview.redd.it/01caq71338vf1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c97816ef7e13d79e9829e1e7571b37aa1d63980
BuffyTheGuineaPig on October 15, 2025 6:56 am If all spiders have compound eyes, then I am thinking that those can’t actually be the spiders eyes we think we’re looking at.
jdbway on October 15, 2025 7:14 am That’s either the tillerman or mc pee pants https://preview.redd.it/dxxavaqi78vf1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0777c239e49f9162116615a67148eb30550aac7
chiseledrocks on October 15, 2025 7:21 am I’m an old man. I wonder if there are jumping spiders somewhere who think I look just like one of them. Holy crap, maybe I am a spider.
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Kitty!
Aragog?
Spare some change for an ol’ vietnum vet??…
He’s experiencing some war flashbacks from Web War II.
https://preview.redd.it/74ckrfglx7vf1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e20756daf9731a57dc7872366ecab6cb551cd39
Back in my my we didn’t have silk!
So santa hides in a spiders ass. That’s kinky santa
Get him away from my son
He’s just resting because of his lumbago acting up again.
What does he look shocked
Imagine some small child going “Santa?” and not wanting to disappoint, the little spider weaves the kiddo something nice.
No
https://preview.redd.it/gfzjnldqz7vf1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=d93b44c0992e441800351ce3c97292ee6fc66af1
A typical Slavic brownie, a homekeeping echo of ancient pagan cults
“I am the Thorax, I speak for the bees.”
Imagine being compared to the elderly of a species dozens of times older than you 😔
Nope
That’s prison Jaafar in disguise.
Arachniclaus!
I think it’s trying to tell you it’s really a man. And it looks awfully afraid. Maybe a wizard/witch turned him into a spider.
Uncle Albert.
https://preview.redd.it/xjbgdmwo18vf1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=986b63c59d3536ff0164402b5dd33cc60281c7ea
Welcommmmmmme to the Himalayas!
I am leaving if i see that shit at my home.🥀
https://preview.redd.it/01caq71338vf1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c97816ef7e13d79e9829e1e7571b37aa1d63980
“I swear to God, if you don’t stop recording me…”
If all spiders have compound eyes, then I am thinking that those can’t actually be the spiders eyes we think we’re looking at.
Looks depressed 😔 😁
That’s either the tillerman or mc pee pants
https://preview.redd.it/dxxavaqi78vf1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0777c239e49f9162116615a67148eb30550aac7
I’m an old man. I wonder if there are jumping spiders somewhere who think I look just like one of them.
Holy crap, maybe I am a spider.