The hot babe in a bikini must be on the other side.
ITividar on
Not enough flames, eagles, and flaming eagles.
h0v3rb1k3s on
What is it used for?
Sad-Coconut899 on
Now put a live eagle onto the gun turret, install some speakers to play the hymn, have some cheerleaders from texas do a routine around it and cover everything in vast amounts of sugar…it’ll sell out immediately!
GoonestMoonest on
That’s no match for the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
Stummi on
Imagine the enemy confusion, when they only see a US-Flag Themed Truck Cabin floating around in the field!
Flairion623 on
Standard American truck paintjob
Mister_Brevity on
I don’t see a single bottle opener welded to a single bumper
chewblekka on
This would **never** sell in America. It doesn’t have FREEDOM LIBERTY PATRIOT plastered all over it, or gold trim.
Synth_Ham on
Amerika, verdammt, ja!
davidthek1ng on
American flag…must….buy
CosmosInSummer on
Put a muscle bound trump on it
StarredTonight on
Trumpf will love it. It will probably remind him of his imigrant mom and germman grandparents
sderby on
Not Bagger 288? No thank you.
starkrampf on
I would love to have been in the room for that marketing pitch: “You know what’ll get em? A giant gun turret and Stars and Stripes. Elke, make it happen.”
h0v3rb1k3s on
Why is a photo of a truck littered with Trump comments
sladog6 on
Where’s Bill Murray, Harold Ramis and the rest of the Stripes gang?
Opening-Dependent512 on
If we had any money and the gov wasn’t in shutdown. Doesn’t matter ice will probably somehow get a few hundred of them.
left1ag on
“It needs to appeal to a man with the brain of a spoiled 8-year-old”
uk_uk on
Not surprising… Rheinmetal developed these vehicles with US Common Tactical Truck (CTT) program in mind.
The US forces are planing to buy new trucks (40k worth ~ 15b USD) and this is the german approach.
A LOT of nations use these HX vehicles and the CTT is the newest ones
Spinnweben on
*Leafing through the sales brochure* “Standard specs … Driver seat certified for 500 lb …. Onboard fridge comes stocked with 200 bottles of German beer … Auto-loading upgradable dual burger dispenser capacity: 2 cheese burgers/minute …. Turbo horn with new extra settings: Blare your favorite slogans like “‘Murica – fuck yeah!” to leave your enemies deaf from a mile away.”
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Know your customers … and their weaknesses 🙂
Only an orange idiot would fall for that.
Remote control cannon? I’ll take 2
The hot babe in a bikini must be on the other side.
Not enough flames, eagles, and flaming eagles.
What is it used for?
Now put a live eagle onto the gun turret, install some speakers to play the hymn, have some cheerleaders from texas do a routine around it and cover everything in vast amounts of sugar…it’ll sell out immediately!
That’s no match for the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
Imagine the enemy confusion, when they only see a US-Flag Themed Truck Cabin floating around in the field!
Standard American truck paintjob
I don’t see a single bottle opener welded to a single bumper
This would **never** sell in America. It doesn’t have FREEDOM LIBERTY PATRIOT plastered all over it, or gold trim.
Amerika, verdammt, ja!
American flag…must….buy
Put a muscle bound trump on it
Trumpf will love it. It will probably remind him of his imigrant mom and germman grandparents
Not Bagger 288? No thank you.
I would love to have been in the room for that marketing pitch: “You know what’ll get em? A giant gun turret and Stars and Stripes. Elke, make it happen.”
Why is a photo of a truck littered with Trump comments
Where’s Bill Murray, Harold Ramis and the rest of the Stripes gang?
If we had any money and the gov wasn’t in shutdown. Doesn’t matter ice will probably somehow get a few hundred of them.
“It needs to appeal to a man with the brain of a spoiled 8-year-old”
Not surprising… Rheinmetal developed these vehicles with US Common Tactical Truck (CTT) program in mind.
The US forces are planing to buy new trucks (40k worth ~ 15b USD) and this is the german approach.
A LOT of nations use these HX vehicles and the CTT is the newest ones
*Leafing through the sales brochure* “Standard specs … Driver seat certified for 500 lb …. Onboard fridge comes stocked with 200 bottles of German beer … Auto-loading upgradable dual burger dispenser capacity: 2 cheese burgers/minute …. Turbo horn with new extra settings: Blare your favorite slogans like “‘Murica – fuck yeah!” to leave your enemies deaf from a mile away.”