My friends and I used to go to one where you had to carry this tall flagpole with you. You waved it around if you gave up and wanted help to get out. It was pretty tiring to carry after a while.
PunfullyObvious on
No risk, No reward
Tron122344a on
Got lost on Thursday night? Hope you like corn!
nrith on
Use your wand to send up a flare.
alfbak on
At least you have corn to eat while you wait for Thursday morning
tvtoms on
Nice! They are so cool to put up such a helpful instruction set. I would love to see a “But please don’t eat any of the corn while awaiting rescue.” It just ruins if for the next bunch.
random_agency on
The remaining 1/3 become children of the corn.
TooManySteves2 on
Two thirds of each person, or…?
CalvinIII on
Usually 2/3rds of each person.
Limp_Help1252 on
That sign does not exactly inspire confidence before walking in there.
TheBklynGuy on
“So your saying there’s a chance? Yes!!”
Heroic-Forger on
at least you can eat the corn and prolong your odds of survival
jon81uk on
Some people are really not as funny as they think they are.
This_person_says on
To get out of ANY maze, put your right hand on the right wall, and walk always with your right hand sliding on the right wall. You will permutate yourself to the exit.
AWiseCrow on
They’ll definitely find your body, eventually.
C-57D on
Delightful 🤣
DietInTheRiceFactory on
BoomerHumor? In my MildlyInteresting?
It’s more likely than you think.
valanlucansfw on
Anybody remaining in the corn maze after close will become part of next years decor.
Blochamolesauce on
You should get a map with a seal on it, and you can use your smart watch or phone to time yourself and or get tracked so you don’t get lost. Fastest completion time without unsealing the map should get a prize at the end of the year.
RabidOtters on
Great humor
Vazerus on
Must be a popular sign; saw this at a corn maze in Vermont last year
ghunt81 on
Years ago I went to Fright Farm in Smithfield PA (if anyone is familiar) with a group who rented a tent, we all got totally shitfaced and then went into the farm area. They had a maze that was actually a maze with wooden walls, I was so blasted I thought I was never going to get out 😂 fortunately there was a lot of people there and I was able to follow the crowd to the exit but it was a little concerning there for a bit
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I like those odds!
Aka; Don’t get lost, kiddo.
My friends and I used to go to one where you had to carry this tall flagpole with you. You waved it around if you gave up and wanted help to get out. It was pretty tiring to carry after a while.
No risk, No reward
Got lost on Thursday night? Hope you like corn!
Use your wand to send up a flare.
At least you have corn to eat while you wait for Thursday morning
Nice! They are so cool to put up such a helpful instruction set. I would love to see a “But please don’t eat any of the corn while awaiting rescue.” It just ruins if for the next bunch.
The remaining 1/3 become children of the corn.
Two thirds of each person, or…?
Usually 2/3rds of each person.
That sign does not exactly inspire confidence before walking in there.
“So your saying there’s a chance? Yes!!”
at least you can eat the corn and prolong your odds of survival
Some people are really not as funny as they think they are.
To get out of ANY maze, put your right hand on the right wall, and walk always with your right hand sliding on the right wall. You will permutate yourself to the exit.
They’ll definitely find your body, eventually.
Delightful 🤣
BoomerHumor? In my MildlyInteresting?
It’s more likely than you think.
Anybody remaining in the corn maze after close will become part of next years decor.
You should get a map with a seal on it, and you can use your smart watch or phone to time yourself and or get tracked so you don’t get lost. Fastest completion time without unsealing the map should get a prize at the end of the year.
Great humor
Must be a popular sign; saw this at a corn maze in Vermont last year
Years ago I went to Fright Farm in Smithfield PA (if anyone is familiar) with a group who rented a tent, we all got totally shitfaced and then went into the farm area. They had a maze that was actually a maze with wooden walls, I was so blasted I thought I was never going to get out 😂 fortunately there was a lot of people there and I was able to follow the crowd to the exit but it was a little concerning there for a bit